The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #53

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go.

And we’re off…

Now that’s going to hurt some feelings

Legit terrifying

She doesn’t deserve you dude

Pressure’s on

Sideboob game on a hundred, thousand, trillion

You really don’t have to explain

Just a bit desperate

That tongue can probably hit your balls and butt hole in one lick

Hello ladies

Some might say that would spread the white race

A+

We could all use a friend like this

I see an Oedipus situation developing

We’ll do the BJ first for your sake

Talk about playing the long game

Never thought of it that way before

Cougar city

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.