Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
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Man Vs Food Vs Spurs
Man VS Food’s Adam Richman isn’t just a massive fan of food – apparently he also loves Tottenham Hotspur. Who would have thought it? Here’s a video of him going mental over Gareth Bale and the like and bursting into tears as he finally sees the hallowed turf.
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Talk Show Host Sets Magician’s Head On Fire
Wayne Houchin finally gets on the tele again but this time the host decides it might be a good idea to burn him to death. Note to self – never appear on Carribean TV.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
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I Went To See A Clock Opera Gig On A Boat. It Was Shit.
Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it? You have no fvcking idea.
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Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
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Arthur C Clarke’s ‘Amazing World’ – Interview Special
Arthur C Clarke was a sci-fi legend, he also loved unexplainable shizzle. Here’s a video of interviews with ‘normal’ people about their paranormal encounters.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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Insomnia By Faithless Featuring Awesome Spoon Playing
The spoons are the most underrated percussive instruments, and that’s for good reason – they’re rubbish. But not the way this dude plays them.
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Felix Baumgartner’s Helmet Cam
Everyone in the world probably watched Felix Baumgartner and his stratosjump but footage of the jump from his helmet has only just emerged. Check it out here but hold onto your breakfast/lunch.
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Catching A Baseball Like An Absolute Pro
This guy makes a boring game of baseball a tad more interesting by risking life and limb to catch his guy out.
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The Screaming Sheep
Are you at the end of your tether with the stresses of life? This sheep feels your pain bro.
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Group Of Bell Ends Crash Speed Boat, On Board Camera Catches Everything
It’s nice to see a boat crash, but it’s even better to see the faces of the people in the boat as it crashes… ultra-ROFL.
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Breaking Bad Remix
Breaking Bad gets remixed into something more addictive than blue sky itself.
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Chatroulette – The Cool Bits (Not The Cock Bits)
Some of the best bits of ChatrouletteHere’s our roundup of the best parts of chatroulette. Yeah, people are still going on it to jerk off but there’s some funny shit going on too.
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Bring Forth the Fire Tornado
As the oppressive Internet gets stronger, the world’s saviours are summoning the devil through a fire tornado.
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Leon Knight Commentates On YouTube Clips Of His Goals
Seems like Leon Knight’s favourite hobby is to do loads of coke and commentate on videos of him scoring goals.
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GI Joe Parodies
Some magic computer/joke Lord has taken these clips and turned them in to a big bag of chuckles for all of us in Sick Chirpse land to lap up in to our greedy little giggle lobes.
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Stop Motion Stock Image Masterpiece
Stop motion using stock images sounds boring right? WRONG! Massively wrong!
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Girl Gets Thrown Off Train For Arranging Sex Tape
A charming young woman is ejected from a train after arranging to film a sex tape as a birthday treat.
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Hungover Rock Climber Craps His Pants Mid Climb
Hungover rock climber dude pushes too hard and craps himself in front of his buddies, on camera, which is now on YouTube and all over the internet.
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Movie Review: A Dangerous Method – Or should that be A Sexy Method!?
A Dangerous Method: It’s soft smut, in disguise!
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Humperdink To Face Guillotine
Could this be the most unwanted man in the UK?
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Here’s a video to ruin your day.
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ANGRY DAD SHOOTS TEENAGE DAUGHTERS LAPTOP – TOUGH LOVE AT ITS FINEST
Teenage daughter whines; laptop suffers.
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Mark Zuckerberg Deletes Facebook And Then Kills Himself
Mark Zuckeberg deletes Facebook before killing himself… what would happen? How would society cope?
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MY VIDEO FOR BRIONA
How do you win your girlfriend’s heart when you’re 15? Record a creepy webcam message to her and post it on YouTube for the whole world to see.
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WORLD’S WORST RAPPERS
Amazingly three of the shittest wordsmiths have got together and produced a cringe-tastic track about going to the gym and “bustin waaaightsâ€. This video really is hard to watch all the way through, I laughed, cried and then pitied their existence.
