A Self Isolating Premier League Footballer ‘Got Wrecked And Slept With Wife’s Sister’
Oh dear.
Turns out he had actually been paid.
Everyone to the bar.
It’s almost a rite of passage.
Time to get wasted.
‘Early hours this morning a staff member from the venue thought it was ok to attack my beautiful sister leaving her with a broken nose and 28 stitches in her head.’
Next level wasted.