Man Breaks World Record By Putting 710 Christmas Baubles On His Beard
What an achievement.
What an achievement.
Can’t blame it.
No jokes, this will blow your mind.
Items on the breakfast menu include cold drip coffee (hip), four cheese toast on sourdough (hipper), porridge with poached pear (even hipper thanks to alliteration) and chorizo and egg on a brioche bun (hippest).