Police Spent Four Hours In Missing Woman’s Home Watching Netflix And Using Her Dumbbells
Police in Wigan spent four hours in a missing woman’s home watching Netflix and using her dumbbells.
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Man Becomes Pie Eating World Champion By Eating Pie In 35.4 Seconds
What an achievement.
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School Leaflet Suggests That Teenage Lovers Suck Each Other’s Toes Instead Of Having Sex
They’re probably already having sex you know.
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ASDA Are Going To Add Greggs Counters Inside Their Supermarkets
Collaboration of the century.
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You Will Soon Be Able To Get The Train From Wigan To North Korea
The Wigan-Pyongyang Express.
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Someone Ordered Eggs Benedict At Tesco In Wigan And It Looked Like This
That’s not so good.
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Red Meat And Potatoes Have Been Banned From The World Pie Eating Championships Over Farting Concerns
It would make the event unenjoyable for spectators.
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Man Cracks Open 10 Double Yolks In A Row, Beating Odds Of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I don’t even know how to pronounce that number.
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The Man Who Was Found Guilty Of Having Sex With Post Box Has Just Been Found Dead
His death was unrelated.
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Ben Flower First Player To Ever Be Sent Off In Grand Final After This Vicious Attack On Lance Hohaia
Ben Flower made history yesterday becoming the first man to ever be sent off during a Grand Final – here’s why.
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Is This The Worst Leg Break In Football History?
Broken bones are never pretty and this one shows us why. Is this the worst leg break in football history, ever?
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Compliments For Every Premier League Team
Ever feel like your team doesn’t get enough compliments? Worry no more friend. You’re going to want to read this…
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Footballers’ Part Time Jobs
Rooney banging grannies, martin keown selling tea bags and Bacary Sagna selling fake Gucci handbags…the part-time jobs of the full-time douche bags.
