The Cuban Missile Crisis: The Closest We Came to Nuclear Apocalypse
The only thing that came out of the twentieth century that was worse than Limp Bizkit was the nuke. Here’s why.
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Vladimir Putin: A Lesson In Lying
Putin has pretty much managed to maintain his power base in Russia by lying his ass off.
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The Pentagon Just Diagnosed Vladimir Putin With Asperger’s Syndrome
There’s no refuting this evidence, is there?
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Vladimir Putin Doesn’t Seem That Impressed With Russia’s New Combat Robot
What on Earth is this thing?
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Vladimir Putin Releases Absolutely Insane Big Budget Movie Trailer For Press Conference Tomorrow
If he’s advertising a press conference like this, then just what the hell is he going to say in it?
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Vladimir Putin Released A Siberian Tiger Into The Wild And Now It’s Killing Goats In China
Putin still doing Putin things.
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Vladimir Putin Just Showed Up At The G20 Summit In Australia With Four Warships
Power move to the max.
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Russian Monument To Steve Jobs Removed After Apple CEO Comes Out As Gay
Russia might be huge and rich but some of its laws are utterly backwards.
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Ukraine Is PISSED with Russia Because Putin Claimed The Hottest Girl In Ukraine Is Actually Russian
Are these puppies real or fake?
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Vladimir Putin Is Going To Reveal That Barack Obama Is Gay In The Next 100 Days
Will America accept a gay black man as President?
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Prince Charles Drops Worst Diss Ever On Vladimir Putin
OK, I’m sure everyone in the world thinks this anyway but it’s still pretty out there for a member of the royal family to say it.
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Another 5 Quality Quotes From 5 Quality Folks
Here’s a few more quotes worthy of memorizing for those embarrassingly regular conversations where I’m out of my depth.
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Graphic Designer Creates Vladimir Putin Butt Plug
How pissed is Putin going to be about this? Extremely pissed. Check out the latest must have novelty item for all LGBT people.
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Putin Critic Finds 200 Pound Wooden Dick On Her BMW
How do you intimidate and piss off your critics? Pay some kids to tie a 200 pound wooden dick to her BMW, duh.
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David Cameron Made A Mixtape And It’s Wack
The PM made a compilation for all his world leader besties and, surprise surprise, it sucks harder than a nuclear-powered Dyson.
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Vladimir Putin Inspects Shipwreck In Mini Submarine
Vladimir Putin is the hardest president around – check him out riding a mini submarine deep into the ocean.
