Charles Bronson Makes His Son Send Sex Toys To His 12 Girlfriends To Keep Them Satisfied
Somebody’s gotta do it.
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Watch Police Taser A Man After He Threatened Them With A Microwave
He refused to drop the microwave.
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A Massive Bag Of Dildos Has Been Found In A Small Village In Somerset
Nobody is claiming them.
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You Should Definitely Not Use Lush’s Aubergine Bath Bomb As A Dildo
Public service announcement.
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This Cyborg Man Wants To Turn His Penis Into A Sex Toy
And he’s already implanted headphones into his ears.
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You Can Now Buy An Eggplant Emoji Vibrator
This is the world we live in.
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You Can Now Buy Cheap AF Vibrators From Poundland
Guess how much?
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Here’s A New Thing For Masturbators To Worry About
Even sex toys aren’t safe from hackers.
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Woman And Lyft Driver Get Way Too Flirty After He Finds Her Vibrator In The Car
Well that escalated quickly.
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Memory Foam Mattress Reveals Woman’s Massive Dildo Collection
A memory foam never forgets.
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Social Worker Fired After Buying Sex Toys And Lingerie For Mental Patients
Maybe he thought it would solve all their problems.
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These Women Just Filmed The Most NSFW Christmas Carol Ever
They sure do hit those high notes.
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This Phone Case Will Turn Your Smartphone Into A Vibrating Sex Toy
Secret Santa sorted.
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You Can Now Buy A Motorhead Dildo Collection
Of course you can buy a Motorhead dildo collection.
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Shamed FHRITP Crew Member Who Got Told Off By News Reporter Fired From Job Over Incident
Bet he regrets this now.
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5 Items You NEED To Own When The World Ends
If you want to survive the end of the world and see a new civilisation, here are 5 essentials you need with you in your underground bunker.
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Sick Chirpse Christmas Gift Guide
Stuck for what to get your nearest and dearest this Christmas? Not to worry, Sick Chirpse is here to help with five of the most unique and must-have items of Christmas 2013.
