Saddam Hussein Wrote A Romantic Novel That Is Available On Amazon For Valentine’s Day
It’s called ‘Zabiba And The King’.
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Space Nazi Caper ‘Iron Sky’ Is Getting A Sequel And It Looks Even Crazier Than The Original
It features a reptilian Hitler riding a T-Rex.
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This Guy Rapping About ‘The Sesh’ Is The Lamest Thing Ever
The Road To Seshleyhem.
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Someone’s Put Together A Spreadsheet Of The Most Absolutely Brutal Abusive Texts To Exes
Some absolute classics in here.
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Treat Your Other Half To A Full Valentine’s Meal From Poundland For Just £7
No need to take your girl out tomorrow night.
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Nando’s Is Bringing Back A Fan Favourite Burger For One Month Only
Now you can finally say goodbye to the Churrasco Thigh Burger the way you wanted.
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The Fifty Shades Darker Trailer Is The Most Successful Trailer Of All Time
It’s been viewed 114 million times in less than 24 hours.
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This Guy Was Arrested For Attacking His Girlfriend Because She Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him On Valentine’s Day
“We are in a hotel, we are going to have sex”.
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Dad Accidentally Sends Dick Pic To His Student Daughter On Valentine’s Day (PHOTO)
Dick Pics 101: do not send to your daughter.
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Duncan Bannatyne And His Much Younger Girlfriend Celebrated Valentine’s Day In The Most Cringeworthy Way Possible
Calling it ‘Bannatyne’s Day’ was never a good start.
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Comedian Proposes To Girlfriend On Stage In One Of The Most Excruciating Videos Ever
Happy Valentine’ Day everyone.
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Goodwill Are Encouraging People To Donate Their Ex’s Stuff This Valentine’s Day
Great idea – everyone wins except your stupid ex.
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You Can Get A Candle Lit Table Service Dinner At KFC For Valentine’s Day This Year
For all you true romantics out there.
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Porn Stars Reveal The Best And Worst Valentine’s Gifts They Ever Received
Why not turn to your number two girls for help this Valentine’s Day?
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Danny Dyer’s Engagement Leads To Aggressive Twitter War With Katie Hopkins
We know who our money’s on.
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A Manga Version Of The Koran Is Being Published In Japan
Obviously the best use of manga ever.
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10 Disturbing Sex Toys That Will Shake You To Your Very Core
NSFW, NSFL, not safe for anyone, anywhere.
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6 Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas To Wind Up Your Ex
Remind someone that you still exist with a shitty Valentines present.
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Dude Figures Out Genius Way Of Asking His Girlfriend For Anal Sex On Valentine’s Day
One of the most romantic gestures we’ve ever heard of.
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Here Are The Top Ten Greatest Love Letters Of All Time
Some more inspiration for you for Valentine’s Day.
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You Can Now Make A Giant Twix With This Recipe
It only involves three ingredients and no baking.
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Johnny Cash’s Love Letter To His Wife Is Voted The Greatest Of All Time
Here’s a helping hand if you’re struggling with what to do this Saturday.
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B & Q Sends Its Staff Fifty Shades Of Grey Themed Memo Expecting Demand For Rope To Soar
It’s a good thing they’re prepared.
