Wayne Lineker Gets Extremely Hands On With Transgender Barbie Jessica Alves On Night Out
After enduring 12,000 people chanting ‘Paedo’ at him at Crouchfest last weekend, Wayne Lineker attended the UK Glamour Awards the other night where he got pretty wasted and couldn’t stop groping transgender TV presenter Jessica Alves. It’s anyone’s guess whether Wayne, 61, knows that Alves is the former-human-Ken-doll-turned-Barbie, having spent around £1,000,000 on surgeries thus…