An Athletics Shop Has Banned A Local MP For Life After He Voted Against Free School Meals
Unlucky pal.
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Netflix Has Released The Teaser Trailer For Martin Scorsese’s The Irishman
This is going to be good.
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Some Students Threw A Massive Rave In Greggs
Free alcohol and steak bakes were included.
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Malcolm Tucker And Alan Partridge Are Set To Debate Brexit Next Week
Maybe these two can make some sense of it.
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You Can Now Buy A Vodka Infused Ice Cream That Will Actually Get You Drunk
Vodka and ice cream are definitely two of the best things in this world, so it’s kind of crazy that it’s taken so long for some genius to figure out a way to combine the two of them so you can get completely wasted and keep cool at the same time. Featured Image VIA The…
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The Hairy Belly Bum Bag Is Here To Give You The Dad Bod You’ve Always Wanted
Introducing the DadBag.
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Guy Doesn’t Let Broken Arm Stop Him Fighting; Uses Cast To Brutally Beat Down His Opponent
That’s a stone cold knockout.
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‘Itsy Bitsy’ Is Here To Reignite Your Fear Of Spiders
Don’t get caught in its web.
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This Compilation Of Every ‘That’s What She Said’ From The Office Is Gold
‘Michael, I can’t believe you came.’
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The Price Of Avocados Is Set To Fall
Great news.
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McDonald’s Just Added The Chicken Big Mac To Its Menu
Why didn’t they do this before?
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MMA Fighter Gets Wiped Out In 4 Seconds By Unbelievably Brutal Head Kick (VIDEO)
That’s all she wrote.
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This Woman Has Taken Ear Stretching To A Whole New Level
Seems a tad harsh.
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Parents Say Baby Born With Four Legs And Two Penises Is ‘God’s Special Gift’
Way too many appendages.
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Guy Cuts Off His Penis As Punishment To Wife After She Refuses To Have Sex With Him
“If I can’t get in the cookie jar, I’m going to cut off my privates.”
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Read The Final Two Pages Of Breaking Bad’s ‘Felina’ Series Finale Screenplay
If you’ve seen Breaking Bad up to its explosive end and are still slightly obsessed, the last two pages of the script to the final episode might be of interest to you.
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Feeding A Two Headed Snake
Medusa is a perfectly symmetrical two-headed Albino Honduran Milk Snake. When it comes to feeding time, things can be a bit tricky.
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Anthony Hopkins’ Fan Letter To Bryan Cranston After He Watched Breaking Bad In 2 Weeks
After screen legend Anthony Hopkins binge-watched Breaking Bad and finished it in 2 weeks, he felt compelled to send Bryan Cranston aka Walter White this gushing letter.
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KOTCHY: “THERE’S NO MIDDLE-CLASS MUSICIAN” (ALBUM REVIEW + INTERVIEW)
Kotchy’s “Two” is the best album released thus far in 2011. Sick Chirpse talks to this eclectic music maker.
