Faecal Matter Has Been Found On Costa Coffee Tables Despite Enhanced Hygiene Procedures
Gross.
It’s always tempting when you head to the supermarket – or the retail park or anything with a big car park – to park in one of the trolley bays as they’re usually way closer to where you want to be than the space on the very edge of the car park – but most…
Police are searching for the idiot.
Who took the last loaf of bread?
And his friend isn’t doing so well either.
The song is Fake Plastic Trees and it came out way back in 1995.