Gemma Collins Says That She Can See Herself Being The First Female James Bond
The names Bond, Gemma Bond.
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Matt Hancock Tries To Put Piers Morgan In His Place; Gets Brutally Shut Down
Piers at it again.
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Cassetteboy Has Released His Latest Boris Johnson Diss Track ‘Can’t Trust Me’
The hero we need right now.
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A Man Who Loved Riding On Top Of Passenger Trains Has Been Decapitated By A Bridge
You gotta watch out there pal.
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Nando’s Is Giving Away Free Chicken To A Level Students
Nando’s is one of the nation’s favourite restaurants and with good reason – where else can you get chicken that good for that cheap a price? And that Peri Peri sauce too huh? Featured Image VIA What’s even better is that they’re always doing extra special offers to make your visit even more fun and…
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Substitute Teacher Ran Fight Club For Students In Maths Class
Guess they broke the first rule of Fight Club.
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A Bar Is Selling Shots Of Gin For Just One Penny
Allow Dry January.
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Lidl Has Launched Prosecco That Doesn’t Give You A Hangover
For years, people have dreamed about a form of alcohol that doesn’t give you a hangover and now – out of everyone you could imagine who may have cracked this formula – it’s Lidl who are claiming that they’re no selling a form of Prosecco that doesn’t give you a hangover. Featured Image VIA Whilst…
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Policeman Surprises Clubbers By Getting Into The DJ Booth And Mixing Tunes
Hello, ello, ello.
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CassetteBoy Returns To Absolutely Ruin Theresa May
In times of political instability, you can always rely on CassetteBoy.
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Former Senior Met Officer Claims Government Is Lying About The UK’s Armed Police
The force is in crisis.
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A Fight Over How To Cook Hot Dogs Has Led To A Police Hostage Situation
The eternal debate.
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Phil Mitchell Is Appearing At A Student Night In Wolverhampton Next Week
How can I get tickets?
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The New ‘Resident Evil’ Gameplay Looks Fucking Terrifying
They’re going back to their roots.
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Downing Street: 2nd Referendum Not Remotely On The Cards
That’s the end of that then.
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Jamaica Might Legalise Weed And Get Rid Of The Queen
Sounds like a plan.
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Dude Cuts Love Rival’s Dick Off With Garden Shears And Flushes It Down The Toilet
That’s one way to get the girl.
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Charlie Sheen’s Just Had A Complete Melt Down On Twitter
Thought he lost it before? Nah, he was just saving it for now.
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The Interview Has Grossed Almost $18 Million Since Its Release On Christmas Day
It’s the most successful straight to VOD release of all time, although that doesn’t mean much.
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Stephen Hawking Wants To Play A James Bond Villain
To be fair, it could definitely work.
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Unbreakable Glass Floor On Chicago Skydeck Breaks
Well this is some people’s worst nightmares come true.
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VIDEO: Three Way Photo Finish After Skiing Crash At Finish Line In Sochi Olympics
A huge crash on the final jump of the ski cross event at the Sochi Olympics leads to a three way photo finish as all the participants slide over the line.
