BREAKING: Buckingham Palace Calls ‘Immediate Emergency Meeting’ With ‘All Staff’
Several reports fear Prince Philip has died.
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Horrifying Discovery Finds That The New £5 Notes Aren’t Suitable For Vegetarians
Talk about blood money.
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110 Year Old Woman Says The Secret To Long Life Is Drinking Whiskey
Sounds good to me.
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The Great British Bakeoff Recap Week 2 – Blood, Sweat And Biscotti
It’s week two in the Bake Off tent and shit has hit the fan – but someone didn’t turn the fan on. We have more rubbish baking, some okay baking, some actually quite good baking and some man crying too.
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ISIS Are Planning To Blow Up The Queen This Weekend In Central London
This is ISIS’s most ambitious plot yet.
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This Is What It’s Like Being The Royal Family’s Personal Gynaecologist
Here’s a run-down of the vaginas Royal Gynaecologist Marcus Setchell has treated throughout his career.
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Top 10 Prince Phillip Gaffs
Prince Philip has been taken to hospital for exploratory surgery. We pay tribute to the Prince with a list of the Prince’s most shocking gaffs.
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Batman_LDN Reveals The True Identity Of Saint George
Today is St George’s Day and the weather is great so you can celebrate in style. But do you actually know the true identity of St George? Batman_LDN has been looking into it, and the true story behind this holiday might surprise you.
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Twitter Parody Accounts You Need To Follow
We’re addicted. You’re addicted. Who gives a fvck. Twitter is everywhere and so are parody accounts. Here’s a shit-load from the top drawer. Enjoy Fuckers.
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EBOUE: FUNNIER THAN THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS
‘For a moment I was in a big panic but then I saw him and I thought, oh it’s only Eboué’
