Charlie Brooker Predicted The Marmite Shortage In His New Series Of ‘Black Mirror’
How does he do it?
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There’s Now A Facebook Group Dedicated To Rating Your Shitty Meal Deal Combos
Egg and cress sandwiches can do one.
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Man Found Dead In Tesco Freezer
Tesco Value.
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Four People Just Got Into A Massive Fight In Sainsbury’s Over A £1 Chicken Pie
The ‘Reduced Items’ section always attracts the savages.
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EasyJet Has Opened A Budget 25p Supermarket That Puts Aldi & Lidl To Shame
There’s a new budget shopping store in town.
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This Glitch In A Tesco Cash Machine Made It Dispense Free Money
Early Christmas present.
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People Aren’t Happy About Tesco’s New Self-Service Checkouts Wishing Them A Merry Christmas (AUDIO)
This is the last thing you want to hear on your early morning shop.
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Tesco’s New Crisp Flavour Is An Insult To Humanity
Better luck next time Tesco.
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Tesco Security Guard Stops Woman Taking Shopping To Her Car Because She Didn’t Buy A 5p Bag
Bit of an overreaction?
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The Hottest Chilli Pepper In The World Is Now On Sale At Tesco
Enter the Komodo Dragon.
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Watch This Grim Video Of Shoppers Wrestling Each Other For Discount Meat In Tesco
The fall of civilisation.
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Dad Tries To Get Revenge On Teenage Daughter By Replacing Her Vodka With Water; Miraculously Backfires
You could never predict how this story ends.
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Tesco Cash Machine Accidentally Offers Free Erections
Somebody’s getting fired.
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Blind Student Left In Tears After Tesco Store Bans Her Guide Dog
Because every little helps.
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David Moyes Rejected For Job At Tesco
Can it get any worse for David Moyes?
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Top 5 Weirdest News Of The Week #1 Is Epic
As ever the world has been weird this week. Among other marvels we’ve got a Tesco based teaspoon terror and a two headed tot.
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5 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Asda
The other day someone was kicked out of Asda for shopping while wearing a Nazi uniform. Here’s 5 things you should definitely avoid doing in-store if you don’t want to be shown the exit.
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Robots Are Soon To Take Over The World And Kill Us All – According To The Chief Of The R.A.F.
Let’s take a wry look at autonomous killer robots – a Terminator and Robocop future of Taranis drones over Hackney Tesco.
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Tesco’s Inflatable Gay Best Friend Doll Offends Everyone
An inflatable gay best friend is a product I never ever thought I would see being sold anywhere, least of all at one of the country’s leading supermarkets.
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Giant ‘Avozilla’ Avocado Set To Go On Sale
Avocados have become a staple in the supermarket fruit section over the past couple of years and now we’ve reached the next step of their evolution – the Avozilla.
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Rise Of The Supermarket Robots
More robots means less workers.
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Tesco Fined £300k For Misleading Strawberry Price Promotion
One Birmingham shopper’s complaint has led to Tesco being fined £300k for a misleading promotion on their strawberries.
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Tesco’s Latest Children’s Colouring Book Features A Bunch Of Mass Murderers
Tesco have released a children’s colouring book that features your favourite mass murderers.
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Horse Meat Infographic
We haven’t really been covering the horse meat scandal here on Sick Chirpse (sorry) so here’s a cool infographic that tells you pretty much everything you need to know about it.
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Forget Horse – This Guy Found A Whole Bird In His Tesco Salad
You may think you’re hard done by because you got tricked into eating something really similar to what you thought you were eating, but this guy has it worse.
