Police Are Hunting A Hipster Ninja Going Around Masturbating Outside People’s Homes
Lock your windows.
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Brother Of Apprentice Winner Left The UK To Join ISIS
Way to make your sis look bad.
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RAF Jets Scramble To Intercept Two Russian Bombers ‘Heading For UK Airspace’
The mind games continue.
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The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Captured By Police
Finally, people are safe to sleep on their stomachs again.
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ISIS Leader’s Call To Arms Mocked Beautifully By Muslims On Twitter
ISIS – probably the most trolled organisation of 2015.
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ISIS’s New Policy Is Its Most Disgusting And Sickening Yet
This is absolutely sickening.
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Vladimir Putin Just Casually Threatened Nuclear Action In Syria
We all know Putin is a fearless bastard. He’s one of those rare politicians who doesn’t try to please people by lying through his teeth. That’s not to say he doesn’t lie, because he definitely does. Just not about what he thinks. The guy really just doesn’t seem to give a fuck about anyone’s opinion other…
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Leytonstone Terrorist Will Appear In Court Today Charged With Attempted Murder
Muhaydin Mire stabbed two men in a tube station over the weekend.
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An Intimate Interview With A Syrian Refugee
The dark and brutal truth of current life in Syria.
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Here’s What World War 3 Would Really Mean For You
Radioactive fall-out, which follows a nuclear explosion, is many times more dangerous if you are directly exposed to it in the open
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ISIS Have Released A New English Speaking Video Directly Threatening The UK And US
This is their most chilling video yet.
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RIP Diesel The Police Dog Killed In The France Terror Raids This Morning
The bravest dog in the world died today.
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Noted Journalist Delivers His Verdict On ISIS And Labels Them A Government Engineered Organisation
He claims that ‘ISIS is a creation of the United States’.
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An Author Who Spent 10 Days With Jihadi John Says ISIS Are Plotting A ‘Nuclear Holocaust’ That Will Kill Millions
This guy quit politics to become a war reporter, and spent 10 days in the company of ISIS. Here’s what he found out.
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ISIS Is Occupying Tatooine And Keeping Star Wars Fans From Visiting The Site
Not even Luke Skywalker is safe from the Islamic State.
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Man Survives Being Thrown From 7-Storey Building By ISIS For Being Gay; Is Then Stoned To Death
What a world we live in.
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Illustrator Fran Kause Portrays Everyone’s Deepest Darkest Fears In Awesome Comics
Not sure whether to laugh or cry at these.
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ISIS Unleash SCORPION BOMBS In Iraq As Latest Terror Tactic
ISIS have just taken terrorism to the next level.
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Al Qaeda Appeals To Islamic State To Release British Hostage Alan Henning
In case you didn’t already realise, this is when you absolutely 100% know that the Islamic State is completely fucked up.
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Hamas Hackers Take Over Israeli Domino’s Pizza Facebook Page
If you want to cripple an entire nation from within you need to take the war online.
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There’s A New Most Feared Terrorist On The Scene And His Name Is ‘Osama Bin Bieber’
Is this the most easily hateable terrorist ever?
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PHOTOS: Creepy Clown Is Haunting Staten Island
It looks like the Northampton clown has emigrated – to Staten Island.
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The Internet Will Ruin Your Life Part 2: Creepypasta
I’m assuming you have done nothing but stare at your monitor since the first part in this series, but now you’re fucked because you’re not even going to be able to sleep it off; this week we’ll be looking into the horrific world of creepypasta. The term “creepypasta” is a pun on “copypasta”, which, for…
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VIDEO: Japanese Tyre Commercial Labelled ‘Most Terrifying Advert Ever’
Adverts aren’t traditionally spooky, but this one is almost certain to make you jump out of your seat.
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Unbelievable Road Rage Attack
People used to talk about road rage all the time and it was a real buzzword but I can’t really remember anyone using it in a while. Some dude in Australia is trying to bring it back with this terrifying car chase and violent attack that was somehow all caught on camera.
