An Ipswich man has suffered the most brutal insult to injury after first accidentally cutting himself with his samurai sword, and then receiving a criminal conviction for owning one. Shaun Hogg, 45, literally fell on his own sword after he removed it from the wall to give it a clean. He slipped and fell, slicing…
We all know The Sun isn’t the most tactful newspaper in the world, but it’s still pretty shocking to see them refer to 14-year-old Daniel Anjorin as ‘sword lad’ in their headline yesterday, after the teenager was murdered by Marcus Monzo in Hainault, northeast London on Tuesday morning… Naturally it had to be squeezed into…
More details are coming out about the 36-year-old man who went on a stabbing spree with a sword in Hainault, northeast London, just before 7am on Tuesday morning, severely wounding four people and killing a 14-year-old boy who was on his way to school. Marcus Aurelio Arduini Monzo, who is a dual Spanish and Brazilian…
Well, they got there in the end. 22 minutes after the first 999 call and 5 random stabbings later, police officers managed to taser and subdue the man who went on stabbing rampage through Hainault, northeast London earlier today. Watch the footage taken on someone’s doorbell camera below: Tragically, the 36-year-old man manage to stab…
A lawsuit has been brought against Volcano Vista High School in Albuquerque, New Mexico, after a teacher, identified as Loviata Mitchell, brought two swords into the school and had students compete in a tournament which left one 16-year-old with permanent injuries to her right hand. These weren’t no prop swords either; according to the lawsuit,…
A chicken shop knife fight broke in Willesden Green, London, this week, and it almost turned deadly.
McDonald’s at 3am is a dangerous place to be.
It’s always the ones you least expect.
What a sick weapon.
He has requested 12 weeks to prepare for the battle.
How to handle a trip.
Well that backfired.
It’s morphin’ time.
You couldn’t make it up.
There’s no getting out of this one.
This is so disappointing.
Lollipop men deserve better.
‘It feels like I got stabbed in the chest with a sword.’
He must have really not liked the latest iOS update.
You can’t argue with a piece of action like this.
‘I can’t come into work today, I’ve got a sword stuck up my butt. ‘
This is seriously messed up.
Don’t try this at home (or anywhere).
What could be next in this weird murder scenario?
Even Power Rangers aren’t immune to fighting over a girl.
It’s morphin’ time.
Here’s the first ever weapons edition of Sick Chirpse Russian photos. I think you’ll like them, I really do.