Blink 182’s Tom DeLonge Is Set To Reveal The Truth About Aliens Tomorrow
The truth is out there.
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The Foo Fighters Opened Their Own Pub In East London Last Night
Very East London.
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Marilyn Manson Splits With Bassist Twiggy Ramirez Following These Rape Allegations
Yet another one to come out of the woodwork.
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Anti-Fascist Protestor Stabs Innocent Man Because Of His ‘Neo-Nazi Haircut’
Time for a haircut.
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International LGBT Forces Create Military Mega-Team To Destroy ISIS
They’re not going to take ISIS persecution anymore.
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Guy Tells His Girlfriend He’s ‘Nipping Out For A Pint’; Ends Up On 5 Day Ibiza Bender
The definition of lad culture.
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Keith Duffy And Brian McFadden Played A Shambolic Drunk Gig In Somerset Last Weekend
Apparently they’re a duo called Boyzlife now.
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A Thong-Wearing Goose Just Got Rescued By The RSPCA
Loose goose.
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Hanson Just Called Justin Bieber’s Music ‘Chlamydia Of The Ear’
Yeah but MMMBop.
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Son Of Finsbury Park Van Hire Company Just Made A Sickening Statement About The Attack
This guy belongs in jail.
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Arron Banks Kicked Out Of UKIP For Claiming Paul Nuttall ‘Couldn’t Kick The Skin Off A Rice Pudding’
Most brutal insult of all time.
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You Now Buy Specially Designed Camel Toe Highlighting Underwear
They’re apparently selling like hotcakes.
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Eastenders Reveal Details Of Danny Dyer’s ‘Out Of Control’ Behaviour
Surely it was just a bit of banter.
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These New Temporary Tattoos Look Even Better Than The Real Thing
Now you can try that tattoo out before you commit to it.
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Blink 182 Singer Tom Delonge Is Publishing A Non Fiction Book About Aliens
Gone off the deep end.
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Former Liverpool Striker Djibril Cisse Is Retiring To Become A Professional DJ
He’s found his true calling.
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Dumbest Ever Domino’s Worker Just Got Caught Buying £1 Wedges From Asda
So that’s where they get them from.
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U2 Refuse To Release Their New Album Because Of Donald Trump
At least something good has come from the election.
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