Why The Fuck Does Jeremy Corbyn Need His Own Set Of Emoji?
Politicians will do just about anything these days to grasp the attention of the wandering millennial.
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People Are Using Pokemon Go To Lure Players Into Areas Where They Can Rob Them
This game is officially getting out of control.
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Apple’s Just Patented Technology That Will Piss Off All The Pricks Taking Photos At Concerts
Suck on that, millennials.
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This Is The World’s Tiniest Mobile Phone – And It’s Very Popular With Prisoners
I’m sure you can guess why.
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There’s Now A Dildo Drone Sex Toy
Welcome to the future.
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Amber Rose Made $4 Million In Two Days Off Her Stupid New Emoji App
It’s a great time to be a girl with a big bum who sleeps with Kanye West.
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Company Invents Gun That Folds Up To Look Like A Smartphone
Something tells me this is a really, really bad idea.
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Ads Are Going To Start Targeting Babies Thanks To A Babypod Vagina Speaker
The next generation of marketing.
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This New App Will Let You Have 2 Numbers On One Phone So You Can Cheat Easier
Cheaters of the world – rejoice.
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A Beijng Restaurant Has Replaced Its Waiters With An App
This will revolutionise the way we tip.
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This Phone Case Will Turn Your Smartphone Into A Vibrating Sex Toy
Secret Santa sorted.
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Here’s What Happened When A Guy Robbed A Shop Then Tried Using Uber As His Getaway Car
Uber is normally rapid, but apparently not rapid enough when it comes to facing off against the cops.
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There’s Now Actually A Netflix And Chill Button And You Can Make It Yourself
Just press this and the lights are dimmed, takeout is ordered and all your calls are blocked so there’s absolutely nothing distracting you from Netflix and chill.
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Mastercard Is Getting Its Customers To Take A Selfie Instead Of Using A Passcode
Finally, an actual genuine use for a selfie.
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There’s A New Ethically Made Smartphone That You Can Fix And Upgrade Yourself
This is way better than an iPhone, but you’re probably still going to buy an iPhone.
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Long Lost Siblings Find Each Other After Getting Matched On Tinder
Thank God they realised they were related.
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IKEA Unveils New Furniture That Will Charge Your Phone Wirelessly
IKEA just got even better.
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Rio De Janeiro In 10K Ultra HD Looks Absolutely Spectacular
This might be the most beautiful thing you’ll ever see.
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This New App Allows You To Block Your Annoying Friends In Real Life
Time to say goodbye to overly-opinionated Oliver and beyond-boring Beatrice.
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You Can Now Charge Your Phone Whilst You Dance At The Club
This could be the answer to one of modern life’s biggest problems.
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You Can Now Get A Real Life Transformers Suit For $1 Million
Dreams can come true.
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Candy Crush Addict Steals £1,000+ From Ill Mother To Fund Her Habit
There’s being addicted, and then there’s this.
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Who’s Excited About The Kim Kardashian Video Game?
Does Kim Kardashian know what the people want or does Kim Kardashian know what the people want?
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250 New Emojis Coming To Your Smartphone
To celebrate 250 new emojis incoming, here’s a rundown of the top 5 emojis on smartphones right now.
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LIVR App – New App Only Lets You Use Your Phone If You’re Trashed
This sounds like it might be fun in principle, but is actually completely lame.
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The Best Penises Drawn On Newspapers Ever – You Will Not Believe The Detail
You might think we’re joking with a headline like that, but the level of penmanship, creativity and artistry in some of these pictures is astounding.
