This Guy Only Ate Sausage Rolls For Every Meal For 15 Years
One hell of a diet.
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Lidl Is Selling A 1.1KG Cowboy Steak For Just £14.99
Another great bargain.
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According To A Study, Having Sex Before Going To Bed Makes It Much Easier To Sleep
You know what to do.
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This 50 Year Old Model Has Figured Out The Secret To Defying The Age Process
Fountain of youth.
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It Stains The Sands Red Looks Like Another Excellent Zombie Movie
2017 is already shaping up to be an excellent year for horror, and it looks like it’s going to get even better with the addition of ‘It Stains The Sand Red’. Featured Image VIA The movie tells the story of a woman named Molly who fins herself stranded in the desert after a zombie apocalypse…
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Man Necks Bottle Of Vodka; Breaks Into House For Oreos And Milk
Always craving Oreos.
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Scientists Are Demanding Bosses To Let Their Employees Take Mid-Work Naps
Catching some z’s in the office.
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Casual Tinder Sex Is Helping Athletes Win Away Games
Tinder really is changing the world.
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Someone’s Made A Claymation Of The Donald Trump Pee Tape
This is all kinds of wrong.
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Hitting The Snooze Button Saved This Guy From Being Impaled
The perfect excuse to stay in bed.
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This Woman Has Taken Ear Stretching To A Whole New Level
Seems a tad harsh.
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Tory Councillor Fired Over This Footage Showing Him Sexually Harassing Female Protestor
What an absolute tool.
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Oxford Scientist Confirms Starting Work Before 10am Is Torture
We could’ve told you that for free.
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Here’s How To Travel Around Europe For Free Using Tinder
Is there anything Tinder isn’t good for?
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A Study Has Determined That Being Poor Causes Physical Pain
There’s an intrinsic link between the two variables apparently.
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El Chapo’s Wife Is Gravely Concerned That He’s Not Getting Enough Sex In Prison
He might even be a goner by Christmas.
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Sex Robots Are Going To Be So Good In Bed That We’re All Going To Become Addicted To Them
No need for a real relationship anymore.
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Man Ends Up Pleading For Help On Twitter After Getting Locked in Massage Parlour
Not quite a happy ending he was after.
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This Blackburn Vampire Sleeps In A Coffin And Drinks Blood Regularly
‘I might be a vampire but I just want to be treated like everyone else.’
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Nigerian DJ Obi Has Broken The Record For Longest DJ Set Ever
Clocking in at over 230 hours.
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9 Of The Absolute Worst People You Meet On The Megabus
The wasted, the weird and the wanker.
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Gynaecologist Reveals The Dangers To Your Genitals When Sleeping In Tight Underwear
The damage could be irreversible.
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This Kid Waited Seven Years To Drop The Perfect Joke On Twitter
100% worth the wait.
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There’s Now A Hammock That Lets You Comfortably Nap Underneath Your Desk
Need to order immediately.
