Mexican Scientists Run Tests On Discovered Alien Corpses And Confirm They Are Not Man-Made
Time to panic.
A very important scientific study.
Finally, science has answered the question.
That explains it.
Found your Christmas present.
This is going to be epic.
Thanks a lot, 2020.
Not another global catastrophe.
Forget THC – it’s all about THCP.
This is really weird.
‘The world has been sold a lie.’
The mystery has finally been solved.
If ever there were a reason to quit, this is it.
Well that’s a relief.
This is a problem.