The Church Of Satan Has Responded To Sam Smith And Kim Petras’ ‘Satanic’ Grammys Performance
Devil horns are kind of passé now.
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Kanye West Says He’s Autistic And That Satan Is Attacking The US Through China
“I may be slightly autistic.”
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Nike Is Now Suing The Company That Made Lil Nas X’s ‘Satan Shoes’ Containing Human Blood
These Satan Shoes are causing quite the stir.
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Death Metal Drummer Says He ‘Met Satan’ During Coronavirus Coma, Says He’s Not That Cool
He says Satan wasn’t as cool as he thought.
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A New Documentary Series From ‘The Jinx’ Team Will Investigate A Satanic Cult And Three Brutal Murders
It sounds like a real life ‘True Detective’.
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Villagers Say Weird Half Human/Half Sheep Hybrid Is A Result Of ‘Bestiality’
Kill it with fire.
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Masturbation Will Impregnate Your Hands In The Afterlife
Everyone’s fucked.
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Terrifying Psychopath Dressed As Satan Arrested After Intense Supermarket Rampage
Wait till you see what this guy looks like under the mask.
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Satanic Temple Offers To Protect Muslims Fearing Terrorist Backlash
Nicest Satanists ever.
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A Convicted Murderer Cut Off His Dick So It Would Look More Like An Egyptian Serpent God
As good a reason as any I suppose.
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We Can’t Get Enough Of This Weird Satanist At The Unveiling Of Controversial Satanic Statue In Detroit
What the hell is this guy blathering on about?
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7 Creepy Videos Of Toys Losing Their Batteries Will Make You Believe In Satan
Either hand us a stake or a new pack of Duracell.
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The Sick Chirpse Christmas Present Guide (NSFW)
Here’s what we recommend you buy your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
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8 Things You’ll Be Shocked AREN’T In The Bible
Here’s a few things that you’ll probably be pretty surprised aren’t in that famous old book of guff…
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Mysterious Statue Of Satan With A Massive Erection Appears Outside Vancouver Train Station
Who the hell was responsible for this?
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What’s With All The Satanists Going To Court In The US?
Three satanist news stories in one week, whats going on?
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Guy With Scariest Mugshot Ever Accused Of Murder
Is it really that surprising that a guy who looks like this is probably a murderer?
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Satanists Have Turned Westboro Baptist Church Founder’s Mum Gay
The Satanic Temple has performed a ‘Pink Mass’ over the grave of WBC founder Fred Phelps’ mum’s grave, and turned her spirit gay. Is this the greatest troll ever?
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The Best Xmas Fail Videos Ever
’tis the season to be jolly apparently. Sometimes though, we find it hard to be jolly whilst our ears are being raped by Christmas dick heads.
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Bring Forth the Fire Tornado
As the oppressive Internet gets stronger, the world’s saviours are summoning the devil through a fire tornado.
