Pakistani Man Seeks Asylum To Escape Moustache Haters
This Pakistani man is seeking political asylum to escape the avalanche of haters giving him grief over his moustache.
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Justin Bieber Fans Concerned He Looks Tired, Don’t Realise He’s Just Really Stoned
The Beliebers took to Twitter last night to vent concern for how tired Justin Bieber’s been looking lately. We know the truth though – he’s just really, really stoned.
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The 8 Worst Types of Facebook Statuses
A list of the worst types of the facebook status that pollute your newsfeed, causing you to hover above the unfriend button.
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Worst Martial Arts Instructor Ever
Check out this black belt attempting to show the kids how it’s done
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Why We Need To Grow Up And Stop Using The Word “Slut”
A one man war against our paradoxically sex-obsessed yet sex-shaming culture.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Beer Labels In Motion
Some guy on Tumblr has conceptualised a pretty cool idea – beer labels in motion.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Sharks Make Movies Better
Tumblr page imagines a world where protagonists from classic films are replaced with deadly sharks.
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Mind Blowing Sand Sculptures By Carl Jara
Cleveland based sculptor Carl Jara creates mind blowing art with sand and water and only that.
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8 Characters You’re Bound To Meet In Every Club
A checklist of the characters that frequent our nation’s cheese floors.
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Snow + Volcano = Magic
Photographer Dennis Budko captured these stunningly surreal looking images of a snow tunnel discovered under melting snow on the Mutnovsky volcano in Russia.
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Shop Owner Knocks Out Robber With Baseball Bat (Video)
Check out this video of a shop owner smashing a burglar over the head with his baseball bat.
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Profile Picture Politics: The Ultimate Like Craver’s Guide
Follow this code and you will achieve maximal likes on your profile picture and everyone will know cool you are.
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25 Jokes You’re Probably Too Stupid To Understand
How many did you get? (Don’t lie.)
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Here Are 22 Freaky Animals That You Didn’t Know Existed
Here’s a bunch of photos and descriptions of a bunch of messed up animals that you’ve never heard of before, like the star nosed mole
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Example Is A Massive Prick And He Just Proved It To Everyone
Everyone knows that Example is a massive prick but today he proved it by being a prick to a load of students on Twitter.
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Sometimes In Ghana When A Movie Comes Out Local Artists Have To Make Bootleg Posters Because They Can’t Afford The Rights And They Are Hilarious
Some of these posters are certainly passable, but others are just completely bizarre. They’re all a really weird art style though and they’re all pretty hilarious.
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Escaped Goat Terrorises Village In Brazil (Video)
Watch this runaway goat wreak havoc on these villagers in Brazil, head-butting a guy in the nuts and knocking over an old lady.
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6 Predictions For The Future Of Hipster Music Featuring Mitt Romney, John Cage And A Skrillex/Mongolian Throat Singing Mashup
The hipster music scene is a constant influx of fresh tunes that are made redundant the minute more than 5 people hear them. With that in mind, where does hipster music go from here? Sick Chirpse investigates.
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When Pro Wrestling Goes Wrong: Part 1
Things are always going wrong in the wacky world of pro wrestling. Here’s part one of When Pro Wrestling Goes Wrong.
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What Is The Most Messed Up Thing You Ever Saw As A Kid?
What was the most messed up thing you ever saw as a kid? Here are some of the best and worst memories shared by users on Reddit.
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Why The Big Bang Theory Sucks Balls
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that laughing at nerds makes for quality television.
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Depressing Abandoned “Ghost Estates” In Ireland
I’ve got a thing about abandoned monuments, but these ‘ghost estates’ in Ireland are pretty darned bleak. Damn you financial crisis.
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Are These Soldiers In Syria Dancing To Usher’s “Yeah”?
Machine gun-wielding soldiers in Syria take a break from blowing each other up to bust a few moves to Usher’s “Yeah”.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Models Who Just Farted
Nobody really likes models because they look way better than us. So looking at pictures of them when they look like they just farted and look really awkward makes everyone feel way better about themselves.
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100% Awesome Abandoned Monuments In Yugoslavia
Some MASSIVELY amazing Yugoslavian monuments. History, art and shizzle all rolled in to one massive concrete carpet of confusion. War is rubbish, but artifacts are brill.
