Man Thinks He Has Spotted Boris Johnson’s Face In His Chicken Korma
The second coming.
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North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un Is A Manchester United Superfan
The punchlines write themselves.
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Here’s A Video Of Peter Crouch Off His Face In Ibiza
Enjoying his summer holiday clearly.
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Reading FC Have Just Released A Horrible Techno/Rap Club Anthem
If you can watch all of this then you’re a better man than me. What were Reading FC thinking?
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Jamie Carragher Forced To Wear Gary Neville’s Man United Shirt After Losing Bet
This is one of the dumbest bets in history.
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You’ll Never Guess Who The Fastest Player In The Premiership Is This Season
Alexis Sanchez? Eden Hazard? Angel Di Maria? Nope.
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Best Steven Gerrard Memes And Jokes After Yesterday’s Slip Up
After what could be the defining moment of the season yesterday, the internet was flooded with memes and jokes highlighting Gerrard’s notorious slip.
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VIDEO: Vietnam Defender Given 28 Match Ban For Shocking Tackle
Was this tackle really worth a 28 game ban?
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VIDEO: Dumb MLS Player Pulls Off Epic Somersault Fail In Goal Celebration
Andre Lewis is a Jamiaican footballer who really doesn’t know how to celebrate properly.
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FOOTBALL TIPS: Sick Chirpse Soccer Saturday Accumulator
Weekend’s here and so is Saturday Accumulator. Fancy a free bet and a look at this weekend’s games? Fill your boots. Let’s get to £300 profit. What are your weekend bets?
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Wednesday Night Wildcard Champions League Accumulator
What would a Champions League Wednesday be without a cheeky bit of betting? Get on our midweek betting bonanza as we see if we can reach the £300 profit mark after last week’s winnings.
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VIDEO: Footballer Filmed By Undercover Reporter Admitting He Fixes Matches
An undercover reporter for The Sun has filmed a former Premier League player admitting that he has fixed matches in the past and has the means to do it again.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football One Month Down
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
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Club By Club Infographic Shows Transfer Activity This Summer
With the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League set to kick off soon, you’re probably struggling to pick your teams – check out this infographic so you know which teams have the most new players and who you need to investigate for the coming season.
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Is This The Worst Leg Break In Football History?
Broken bones are never pretty and this one shows us why. Is this the worst leg break in football history, ever?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 17 Roundup
Norwich win again – what? Michu doesn’t score – what? QPR win – what? Liverpool lose at home – that’s more like it. This is the weekend round up of all thing’s football.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Five Round Up
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck. Week 5 Sick Chirpse League Round Up.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week One
Week one is over and the dust has settled. Aguero is injured. Michu is apparently sick and some bloke with a shit named team is top of the league. Who would’ve thought it?
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Premier League 20 Seasons – Golden Baldies XI
The good, the bald and the ugly. Sick Chirpse celebrates the greatest bald footballers in the history of the Premier League.
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Footballers’ Part Time Jobs
Rooney banging grannies, martin keown selling tea bags and Bacary Sagna selling fake Gucci handbags…the part-time jobs of the full-time douche bags.
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ARSENAL: SO NEAR YET SO FAR
Ever want to see a video of Arsenal hitting the post a bunch of times? Here’s a compilation of the perennial bridesmaid’s almost moments from the last few seasons.
