Hundreds Protest After Rapist’s Sentence Is Reduced Because Sex Assault ‘Only Lasted 11 Minutes’
WTF is going on?
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TV Star Reveals Portuguese Footballer Has A ‘Micropenis’ In New Book ‘Memoirs Of A Whore’
Can’t be Ronaldo, can it?
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Dude Gets Beaten Up By A One-Legged Brazilian Transwoman (VIDEO)
What a nightmare.
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Nando’s Apologises After Customer Spots ‘Disturbing’ Painting In Birmingham Restaurant
Bad look for Nando’s.
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Airport Honours Cristiano Ronaldo With The World’s Most Horrifying Statue
Someone’s getting fired for this.
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Man Films Himself Doing ‘The Boiling Water Challenge’; 5 Day Aftermath Update Is Horrible
It was the ice bucket challenge for a reason.
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Brazilian Police Issue Guns That Fire When You Simply Shake Them
If you thought stuff in Brazil was getting more sensible after the World Cup, then you were wrong.
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Portuguese Commentary On Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hat Trick Is Absolutely Mental
It’s well known that foreign commentators are a lot more crazy than English ones, but this guy really takes it to the next level following Ronaldo sealing qualification for the Portuguese last night.
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Benfica Score Fifa Style Wonder Goal
Europa League Semi-Finalists Benfica leave the world of football salavating after they score what can only be described as a sublime team goal. Portuguese tekkers.
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Clarence Seedorf Sings ‘Sittin On The Dock Of A Bay’
Clarence Seedorf is a complete sickhead at football and it seems like he’s a complete sickhead at everything else too. Here he is casually busting out a version of Otis Redding’s ‘Sittin’ On The Dock Of A Bay’ that sounds as good as the original and seems to be as easy as winning the Champions League for him.
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David Luiz Suffers A Terrible Prank
David Luiz suffers an awful prank that makes him think he killed a guy and is going to prison, but he does take it like a little bitch.
