Ed Sheeran Admits He Once Pooed His Pants While Performing On Stage
Occupational hazard.
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Flatmate Makes Pasty In The Oven With His Own Poo; Unsurprisingly Gets Evicted
That’s one way to get kicked out of your house.
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McDonald’s Customer Punches Policeman; Gets Naked And Smears Poo All Over Himself
He called it a ‘dirty protest’ – we’re thinking bath salts.
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Woman Amazingly Takes A Dump While Standing Up In Busy Hospital
Seriously impressive technique.
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Someone Did A Poo So Stinky That It Forced A Plane To Turn Back To England
Do not go in there.
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Cows Break Into Woman’s House And Poo Everywhere Whilst She’s In The Shower
This isn’t what you want to be coming out of the shower and finding.
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6 Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas To Wind Up Your Ex
Remind someone that you still exist with a shitty Valentines present.
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What A Hero: Guy Swims Through Human Poo To Save Puppies
Do you love puppies as much this guy?
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250 New Emojis Coming To Your Smartphone
To celebrate 250 new emojis incoming, here’s a rundown of the top 5 emojis on smartphones right now.
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VIDEO: Man Catches Teenager Shitting On His House
“Nigga done shitted outside my house bro.”
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UNICEF India Putting Out PSA To Encourage People To Stop Shitting In The Streets
According to UNICEF, India has the highest number of people in the world who take shits in the street – 620 million. That’s why they’ve no choice but to release this PSA.
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PHOTOS: What Comes Out Your Arse After A Colonic? (NSFW)
What comes out of your arse after colonic irrigation is incredibly gross. I’m strong stomached but this made me wince. Step on into the cubicle if you dare…
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VIDEO: Park Warden Calls For Police Back Up During Dog Poo Row
This officer is taking the dog mess problem just a tad bit too seriously as he calls for back up in a park in London.
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Beware Of 5LB Bags Of Sugarless Gummy Bears From Amazon
This selection of reviews from Amazon’s sugarless Gummy Bears page would indicate that they’re a super effective way of losing weight.
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Top 5 Ways To Hide The Fact You’re Taking A Shit
We’ve all been there – a shared flat, thin walls – breaks in between episodes or music become the opportune moments for droppage.
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Scottish Mum Screams At Kids For Not Flushing Toilet; Video Ends Up On The Internet
Our mothers never used this kind of language in front of us, but then again we did make a point of flushing the toilet after ourselves.
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Brazilian Man Takes Photos Of His Colourful Poop
Have you ever thought about taking photos of your own multicoloured feces and putting them in your online portfolio?
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Alki David Farts Into Microphone On Red Carpet
Do you know who Alki David is? He’s one rich mofo who is set to become even richer. He also enjoys farting into microphones on the red carpet.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Four Round Up
Heres a summary of the good and the bad from last week in fantasy football. If you had Gervinho then you had a great week, I find it hard to believe anyone did though.
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POSTMAN ‘DUMPS’ A STRANGE PACKAGE IN MAN’S GARDEN
A postman gets caught short on his round so decides to take a dump in a customer’s garden. As you do.
