The Most Modified Man In The World Has Cut Off His Finger To More Closely Resemble The Devil
Goals.
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Russian Intelligence Plot Fails After Ukrainians Realise Pilot’s Girlfriend Is Way Too Hot For Him
The best story on the internet this week.
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Russia-Ukraine Crisis Fuels Market Volatility
With Russia’s escalation in Ukraine over the past week, markets have been on a roller coaster ride, with the stock market tumbling and commodity prices spiking. The VIX index rose above 30 levels, which indicates that investors are expecting higher volatility in the future due to increased uncertainty and risk. There might therefore be some…
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TikTok Users Are Being Traumatised By Banned Movie ‘Megan Is Missing’
How did this happen?
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Conspiracy Nuts Think Coronavirus Is Cover For Trump Taking Down International Celebrity Paedophile Ring
Tom Hanks is apparently the leader.
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Doctors Are Urging Guys Not To Masturbate Into Banana Peels
It’s actually very dangerous.
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Two Guys Are Trying To Visit Every Single Greggs In The Country
A big task to undertake.
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The EU Shot Down Boris Johnson’s Brexit Strategy Moments After He Became Tory Leader
Looking forward to October 31st.
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This Video Of A 74 Year Old Woman Being Rescued By A Helicopter Is The Most Viral Video Of 2019
9 million views in 24 hours.
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This Guy Cut Off His Nose, Hacked His Ears And Tattooed His Eyeballs To Look Like A Skull
If that’s what you wanna look like bud.
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Watch This Guy Taking A Crap In Public Slip On His Own Turd
Serves him right.
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Nando’s Refuse To Be A Part Of Tory Plan To Use High Street Discount Cards To Recruit Younger Members
As if Nando’s could get any better.
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Watch Geordie Shore’s Aaron Chalmers KO His Opponent In 30 Seconds Flat
The most unexpected MMA champion.
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Man Checks In Can Of Lager As Luggage On Plane Trip; Ends Up Arriving In Perfect Condition
Special cargo coming through.
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Jerry Springer Is Now Breaking Into A Career In Politics
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Watch This Guy Explain How He Runs A Legit Autoshop In The Day, Then A Chop Shop At Night
He’s unbelievably rich thanks to his criminal enterprises.
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Magaluf Mayor Comes Up With Ruthless Plan To Deal With ‘Boozed Up British Scum’
He’s had enough of Brits abroad.
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A Fish Finger Is Taking On Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron In The General Election
As if this election couldn’t get any dumber.
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Woman Breaks Up With All The Guys She’s Been Seeing Via Group Text
Brutally efficient.
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15 Year Old Girl Shoots Her Mum Dead Point Blank Before Writing Chilling Facebook Post
People are seriously messed up.
