A Huge £250 Million Water Park Is Coming To The UK With 35 Slides and Indoor Beach
This looks immense.
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The Four Day Swinging Festival In Lincolnshire Was Hit With Noise Complaints
There was a Linkin Park tribute band.
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There’s Now A World Gravy Wrestling Championship In Lancashire
Most Northern thing ever.
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Study Finds That Northerners Are More Likely To Die Young Than Southerners
A tale of two Englands.
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Officer Uses Police Helicopter ‘To Spy On His Lover And Her Husband’ Going At It
A sordid abuse of police time and money.
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Uni Student Dies Just Days After Being Released From North Korea
Suspicious circumstances.
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This Pistol With The Power Of A Shotgun Is The Craziest Firearm You’ll Ever See
Not sure why this exists, but it’s fucking powerful.
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Phone Footage Shows Savage Mass Brawl Causing Havoc In Quiet Yorkshire Town
Chaos in the country.
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KFC Are Releasing A Pizza Version Of The Double Down
Chicken heaven.
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Granddad Gives The Most Pathetic Excuse For Owning Kiddie Porn And Bestiality Videos
He’s fooling no one.
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These Two Australian Guys Pretended To Be Professional Golfers To Enter A Tournament In North Korea
What a pair of absolute jokers.
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Greggs Are Now Delivering Their Delicious Pasties Straight To Your Front Door
How has this not happened sooner?
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This Paedophile Has Been Spared Jail So That He Can Start A Family Of His Own
They can’t be serious.
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Woman Takes Selfie On Housemate’s Phone; Discovers Stash Of Child Pornography
When pranks backfire massively.
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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Got Male Embryos Implanted To Guarantee They’ll Have A Son
A little Caitlyn Jenner in the making?
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PHOTOS: 100MPH Storms Battering People Across Britain
While its wet and windy outside, you may as well enjoy these photos of people being inconvenienced by the current bout of weather we’re having.
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North Korea Has Become The Kwik Fit Of Nuclear Weapons
Everyone loves N. Korea’s nuclear antics – so you’ll be happy to hear they’ve tried to smuggle nuclear weapons in – by hiding them under sugar.
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Kanye West Set To Name His Kid North
Picking a baby’s name is probably one of the hardest decisions you ever have to make in your life, so why not just make his name the lamest joke in the history of the world? Enter Kanye West.
