Police Officer Receives Written Warning After Fly Kicking Schoolgirl In Norfolk
Oof.
-
-
The Dude Who Grew A Penis On His Arm Wants To Go On A Date With Kate Beckinsale
You may remember this fella who we blogged about last week – he had a new penis crafted on his forearm after his old one “dropped off to the floor”, and ended up with a brand new designer penis two inches bigger than before. Could life get any better for Malcolm Macdonald? Turns out it…
-
John Travolta Has Been Spotted At Wetherspoons And Morrisons
I’m fairly certain that nobody ever expects to see celebrities of any level when they visit their local Wetherspoons, so imagine how crazy it must have been for the people of Dereham – which is apparently somewhere in Norfolk – when John Travolta walked in to have a quiet pint. Images VIA It’s believed that…
-
Man Torches Couple’s Dream Home After They Outbid Him For It
Guy was pissed.
-
-
-
-
Donald Trump May Have Started World War Three With A Terrifying Missile Threat To Russia On Twitter
Let’s hope Putin isn’t on Twitter.
-
Everyone’s Terrified That Theresa May’s Wheat Field Running Will Inspire Thousands Of Copycats
Another classic UK moment.
-
This Tortoise Had So Much Sex, He Had To Be Fitted With Wheels
Congrats on the sex.
-
-
Married Father Of Three Admits Sex Attack On Horse After Being Caught On CCTV
Another day, another guy who can’t keep his junk away from horses.
-
Grieving Mother Releases Footage Of Her Son’s 97MPH Fatal Motorcycle Crash
Harrowing stuff, but sure to make you drive safer.
-
The Darwin Awards: Stupid Ways To Die #4
Today’s Darwin awards bring us litigation, night swimming, bridge jumping and bad maths. See you on the other side…
-
Photographs From The World’s Worst Waxworks Museum
Here’s a collection of photos of some truly terrible wax models of famous celebrities.
-
The Human Scarecrow – Best Job Ever
I am so jealous of this guy. He just chills out in a field all day. It’s like a constant festival but without all the bell ends and crap music.
