Downing Street Reveals There Are No Plans For A Day Off To Celebrate The Royal Wedding
Great.
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Declassified JFK Files ‘Show Picture Of Hitler Living In Colombia’ After WW2
Conspiracy theorists are going to love this.
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Another ‘Disgusting’ Video Of Ben Affleck Has Emerged
How was this ever aired?
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Tom DeLonge’s Alien Announcement Turned Out To Be Basically A Beg For Money To Build A UFO
Guy has completely lost it.
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Paedophile Ian Watkins Groomed A Mother From Prison And Made Sick Jokes About Her Toddler
The baby is now in protective care.
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Asda Are Selling A Cheese Advent Calendar
For all you cheese lovers.
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150 Million Giant Horny Spiders Are Set To Enter UK Homes This Autumn
Nobody likes seeing a spider crawling around their house as it’s inevitably going to freak you out a little bit, and the bad news is that this year there’s going to be more of them than ever before with an estimated 150 million coming to get you, and that’s just one species. Just throwing out…
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Policeman Surprises Clubbers By Getting Into The DJ Booth And Mixing Tunes
Hello, ello, ello.
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The New UKIP Logo Is Suspiciously Similar To The Premier League Lion Logo
Gary Lineker is not happy.
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Snoop Dogg’s Upcoming Gospel Album Now Has Its Own Reality TV Show
Of course it does.
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Theorists Claim This Is How The World Is Going To End This Weekend
Outrageous conspiracy.
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Disturbing Deleted Scene From ‘It’ Has Caused An Uneasy Ripple With Viewers
The origins of Pennywise.
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Watch Geordie Shore’s Aaron Chalmers KO His Opponent In 30 Seconds Flat
The most unexpected MMA champion.
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Donald Trump Instantly Regrets Retweeting This Scathing Message
You can’t make this stuff up.
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The Price Of Avocados Is Set To Fall
Great news.
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We’ve Been Charging Our Smartphones Wrong All This Time
If you want to preserve the battery, do it this way.
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Just Two Pints Of Beer A Day Increases Your Risk Of Bowel Cancer By 21%
Another reason to cut down the sauce.
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Joan Cornellà Updates His Collection With Some Wonderfully Dark New Comic Strips
The twisted king is back.
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Iraq Declares That ISIS Has Been Defeated After Hugely Symbolic Victory
The caliphate has fallen.
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Inmates Reveal Horrific Details Of Prison Guard Hot Sauce Torture
One of the most effective methods of torture known to man.
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The Official ‘Game Of Thrones’ Series 7 Trailer Has Finally Dropped
The Great War is here.
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Drayton Manor Theme Park Closed After ‘Serious’ Incident On Ride
Another theme park screws up.
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BREAKING: Buckingham Palace Calls ‘Immediate Emergency Meeting’ With ‘All Staff’
Several reports fear Prince Philip has died.
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There Are Going To Be At Least Two New ‘Mad Max’ Movies
What a beautiful day.
