“Franz Ferdinand” Is Trending On Twitter But Not For The Reason The Band Had Hoped
Oh dear.
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The New Trailer For ‘You’ Season 2 Shows Us That Joe Is Just As Creepy As Ever
Joe’s back – or is he?
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The Infamous Game Of Thrones Coffee Cup Wasn’t Actually From Starbucks
‘It’s clearly not even from Starbucks! The nearest Starbucks is miles away!’
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Gokmen Tanis Has Been Named As The Utrecht Gunman
He’s still on the run.
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This 69 Year Old Man Has Lost His Court Battle To Be Identified As 49 For Tinder
A couple of months ago, we all kicked up a fuss about this Dutch pensioner who wanted to legally identify himself as 49 instead of his actual 69 because he felt like it was messing up his ability to match with people on Tinder and we’re happy to report today that the idiot has lost…
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Politician Luc Anus Is Unable To Campaign On Facebook Because They Refuse To Recognise His Name
He’s the butt of all the jokes.
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Pornhub Will Now Ask You For Your Name And Address Before Browsing
Bad news for everyone out there who likes masturbating – so everyone I guess – as Pornhub and other popular pornography websites are going to make you give them your personal details before logging to browse their delights thanks to new legislation. Damn. Featured Image VIA As part of this, porn giant Mindgeek – which…
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Oasis Fans In Shock After Finding Out Liam Gallagher’s Real Name
We’ve been fooled for so long.
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Hardman Phil Mitchell Just Became Godfather To A Bunch Of Super Cute Baby Penguins
The hardman of Walford’s gone soft.
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Someone Has Finally Invented Ice Cream Filled Doughnuts
Why hasn’t this happened sooner?
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Watch This Fake Homeless Woman Get Exposed In Sickening Viral Video
The award for most pathetic person of the year goes to…
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Star Wars Villain Kylo Ren Is The Fastest Rising Baby Name In The US
Of course it is.
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You Can Now Buy A Buckfast Easter Egg Complete With A Pen And Lighter
As if Easter wasn’t good enough already.
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The UK Is Getting Its Very Own Pizza Festival
There is a God.
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At The Drive In Just Dropped A New Song And UK Tour Dates
Sounding as good as they did in 2000.
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The Mountain From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Tried To Set A New World Record By Throwing Washing Machines
Definitely an important event in world history.
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Wes Morgan Has Just Signed The Most Insane Contract Ever With Captain Morgan
The contract clauses are ridiculous.
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You Can Literally Get In Anywhere With A Ladder Under Your Arm And This Video Proves It
It’s the ultimate free pass.
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