Bill Gates Slammed For ‘Uncomfortable’ Response About His Relationship With Jeffrey Epstein
Nothing to see here…
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Bill Gates Hired An Army Of Lawyers To Lead $130 BILLION Divorce Because He Never Got A Prenup
I thought he was smart.
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Boris Johnson’s Congratulations Message To Joe Biden Was Originally Addressed To Trump
It just keeps getting dumber.
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TikTok’s #1 Star Weighs In On Whether Donald Trump Should Allow Microsoft To Buy TikTok
Hot take of the century.
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Microsoft’s Four Day Week In Japan Led To A 40% Increase In Productivity
Give us a four day work week now.
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Robot Judges At Beauty Contest Accused Of Racism After Choosing A Majority Of White Winners
Another racist incident from our A.I. creations.
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Here’s Leaked Footage Of The Beautiful Goldeneye Remake That Never Made It
If only this had actually happened.
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Microsoft Just Sent The Most Cringeworthy Email Of All Time Inviting Interns To Party
Trying to get down with the kids and failing miserably.
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Snoop Dogg’s Fired Shots At Bill Gates And Threatened To Boycott Xbox Because The Servers Are Down
‘Bill Gates, you need to fix your shit.’
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Dude Who Sold Minecraft For $2.5 Billion Is Complaining About How Hard It Is To Be Rich
Some people just can’t handle the billionaire life.
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Remember When Jennifer Aniston And Matthew Perry Starred In This AWFUL Hour Long Windows 95 Advert?
Somehow Microsoft convinced two of the biggest comedy stars of the time to star in the promo video for Windows 95.
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Microsoft Announces The Death of Internet Explorer
It was only a matter of time.
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This One Tweet Earned The Creator Of Minecraft £1.6 Billion
One hell of a tweet.
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Beyonce And Jay Z Lose Bidding War For Sick LA House To The Guy Who Created Minecraft
Even the king and queen of the music industry can’t beat the computer nerds.
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Microsoft Set To Breakdown Language Barriers By Releasing “Universal Translator” App For Skype
This new technology literally translates your spoken word in near real-time and transmits it to your partner on the other side of the call.
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Copies Of The World’s Worst Video Game Set To Be Auctioned Off For Xmas
The remaining copies of E.T. the video game had been buried in the New Mexico desperate.
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MSN Messenger To Officially Shut Down
An era comes to an end this October.
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Bill Gates Admits That CTRL ALT DEL Was A Mistake
It turns out that one of the functions that has literally saved your life multiple times was actually a mistake.
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Introducing The Winner Of The Microsoft Excel World Championship
China’s Sicheng Wen is the winner of the Microsoft Excel World Championship.
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New Xbox One Launched
The New Xbox was released today and Sick Chirpse is here with all the news.
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PATRICK STUMP RELEASES SOLO SONG
Geeky Fallout Boy singer Patrick Stump transforms himself into an R&B superstar with the premiere of his new video for Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia)
