Naked Florida Man Says Rectum Pains Forced Him To Masturbate In Public To Relieve Pain
Good excuse?
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Philip Schofield Issues Statement After His Brother Is Found Guilty Of Sexually Abusing Teenage Boy
‘I don’t have a brother any more.’
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Serial Sperm Donor With 63 Kids Wants To Give Women The Chance To Win His Sperm
What an opportunity.
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The Mystery Of The Dead Husband Woman Saw In Indian Restaurant Has Been Solved
It was basically someone else.
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This Instagram ‘Model’ Says She Sunbathes Her Vagina For 2 Hours A Day Because It ‘Increases Sex Drive’
Imagine having 2 hours free to tan every day.
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Doctors Claim That Masturbating During Coronavirus Lockdown Could Boost Immune System
What are you waiting for?
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Man Weeps After Road Rage Driver Calls Him A ‘Masturbating Midget’
That’s gotta sting.
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Doctors Are Urging Guys Not To Masturbate Into Banana Peels
It’s actually very dangerous.
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Former Premier League Striker Found Guilty Of Wanking In Front Of Mother And Daughter In Public
Retirement not going so well hey?
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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Ferocious’ Masturbation Scene In ‘The Lighthouse’ Wasn’t Exaggerated
This is his 4th film where he wanks on camera.
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Pensioner Waved His Penis At His Neighbours And Masturbated Every Time They Opened Their Blinds
Something to do in your old age I guess.
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Survey Says That People Who Masturbate Regularly Are More Likely To Be Managers
Better start jackin’ it if you want that promotion.
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The Man Who Can’t Stop Masturbating In Fields Of Horses Is In Prison Again
Give it a rest man.
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Drunk Liverpool Fan Arrested For Masturbating At Champions League Final
Someone got a little bit TOO excited.
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A Man Has Been Banned From The Gym For Life After Masturbating Near A Squatting Woman
Not surprising really.
