It’s all well and good getting immersed in the experience at a Korn x System of a Down concert, but pulling your willy out and jerking off in front of everyone? A bit much really. Apparently this man’s fellow concert-goers and security thought so too [don’t worry – no flesh on show]: Guy had too…
If you thought Billie Eilish was cool and edgy before, wait till you hear what she told Rolling Stone this week – she absolutely loves masturbating, thinks everyone should be doing it (pretty sure they are), and enjoys watching herself masturbate in front of a mirror especially. In fact, she says that her masturbation routine…
Most of Dan Bilzerian’s stories revolve around shagging girls, shooting guns and playing poker so it makes sense that the tale of him losing his virginity would involve all three. Featured Image VIA Dan was speaking on the ‘In Depth With Graham Bensinge’ talk show when he revealed that he lost his V plates to…
The pre-match handshakes would have been interesting.
How the mighty have fallen.
Could really do with some Swedish meat balls right now.
Are you doing your bit for the planet?
Well that backfired.
And she says you should do the same (if you’re not already).
The latest in a long line of men to be accused of sexually inappropriate behaviour is Michael Douglas, with a former employee stepping forward to state that he masturbated in front of her during a meeting in order to humiliate her. Featured Image VIA Susan Braudy worked for Michael Douglas’s production company back in the…
Dream job alert.
The truth keeps getting worse.
Anything to make the time pass faster.
A lower standard of recruit.
How much is too much?
Extra curricular activities.
Nature can be so gross.
Goodbye world, you’re no longer needed.
Absolutely not what I signed up for.
To be fair it was an extremely sexy passage he was reading.
Bloody hell Simon.