Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th…
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Waxxx & Sick Chirpse Are Throwing A Party TONIGHT
Don’t worry if you can;t get out to snowy Horizon Festival in a month because tonight we’re taking over Room 2 at the Liverpool Launch Party and we’re gonna shake the place so hard the the ceiling will start disintegrating and sprinkling down like the snowflakes over Bankso.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
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Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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Liverpool Release Completely Gross ‘Liverpool Stadium Shirt’
Whoever works in Liverpool’s merchandise department needs a slap in the face after they released this monstrosity.
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The A To Z Of Fernando Torres
Find out things you didn’t know about Fernando Torres in this detailed A to Z guide. All of which is probably true.
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Five Football Fatties
A humorous look at some of the more “jolly” footballers of the past and present.
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4 Things We Learnt This Premier League Weekend
John Terry, Arsenal, dodgy third kits and a fitting tribute all go under the microscope this week.
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Hey Look, It’s A Liverpool Shirt Made Out Of Condoms
A condom-themed restaurant in Bangkok (that somehow didn’t make an appearance in The Hangover 2) has a Liverpool shirt made of johnnies on display. You heard me.
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Weird Finnish Dudes Record Hair Metal Tribute To Sami Hypia
Sami Hypia was a fairly good player but I didn’t really expect anyone to record a hair metal tribute song about the guy.
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How To Handle A Sex Pest
We take a look at a brand new interactive music video where the viewer gets to control the story.
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Compliments For Every Premier League Team
Ever feel like your team doesn’t get enough compliments? Worry no more friend. You’re going to want to read this…
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Footballers’ Part Time Jobs
Rooney banging grannies, martin keown selling tea bags and Bacary Sagna selling fake Gucci handbags…the part-time jobs of the full-time douche bags.
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Kenny Dalglish – Does He Still Deserve To Be In A Job?
Has King Kenny really done enough to to hold on to the Liverpool hotseat?
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CAT INVADES PITCH IN LIVERPOOL V SPURS MATCH
A new kind of pitch invader.
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PLAY AGAINST SICK CHIRPSE IN THE FA CUP
Join our Bodugi.com league to try and beat Sick Chirpse’s FA Cup predictions and win a cash prize
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RYAN BABEL GOES TO ASDA
Ryan Babel returned to Liverpool over the Xmas break and immediately went shopping in Asda.
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MARIO BALOTELLI GOES TO WWE EVENT WEARING MARIO BALOTELLI SHIRT
Mario Balotelli just gets better and better.
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WINDOW OF INOPPORTUNITY – WHY THE TRANSFER WINDOW SUCKS
Drew Larabee discusses why he hates the January sales
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LIVERPOOL FAN WHO CHANGED HIS NAME TO FERNANDO TORRES IS LEFT STUNNED
Another day, another story about some idiot who changed his name to something ridiculous
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RYAN BABEL SET TO BE RELEASED FROM TWITTERJAIL!
Free Weezy? Free Ryan Babel!
