This Guy Reckons His Tinder Pickup Line Works 100% Of The Time
This really shouldn’t work, but it does.
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Two Homophobic Murderers Just Got Married In The UK’s First Gay Prison Wedding
Proof that homophobes are just closet cases.
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Drake Visited Lil Wayne In Prison To Tell Him That He Was Having Sex With His Girlfriend
Drake is the worst guy ever.
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How To Escape From A Prison Cell In 30 Seconds
Disclaimer – you have to be very skinny and flexible.
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Witness Describes Paris Hilton’s Brother Conrad’s Bizarre Berserker Plane Meltdown In Epic Detail
Flying Con Air really sucks by the sound of things.
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Inmate Tells Courtroom Why He Murdered His Child Molesting Cellmate
Would you do the same?
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New York State Releases Shockingly Grim, Brutal And Honest Orientation Videos On How To Avoid Being Raped In Jail (NSFW)
So grim but unfortunately so necessary.
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This Missing Theme Park Clown Was Found 10 Years Later In A Sex Offender’s Bedroom
Because of course it was.
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War Machine Says He Got Gonorrhoea In His Eye Ball While Shooting A Porn Film
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
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A Feud Over The ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Movie Led To Suge Knight Going To Jail
You’ll never guess who Suge was headed to meet when he ended up running someone over.
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Women Show Up To Prison In Sexy Police Outfits, Flirt With The Guards And Free 28 Violent Prisoners
It was too good to be true.
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Suge Knight Didn’t Just Have A Panic Attack – He Actually Has Another Blood Clot
He’s currently handcuffed to his hospital bed.
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Suge Knight Pleads Guilty; Immediately Has Suspected Heart Attack
Suge began experiencing chest pains and immediately collapsed to the floor.
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The Guy Who Played The Red Power Ranger Murdered His Roommate Yesterday
It’s morphin’ time.
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Lindsay Lohan Completes Community Service; Judge Might Send Her To Jail Anyway
She counted a meet and greet with fans as community service.
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Someone’s Trying To Sell Chris Brown’s Jail ID Card On eBay For $110,000
It’s reported that the jail ID card went ‘missing’ after being placed in a safe storage unit.
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Lindsay Lohan Might Be Headed To Jail
She’s failed community service. Again.
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Chris Brown Failed His Probation Period Massively And Could Be Going To Jail
Following the nightclub shooting he was present at over the weekend, Chris Brown checked in with his probation officer – and it didn’t look good.
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Former WWE Star Kevin Nash Arrested After Choke Slamming His Son So Hard He Blacked Out
He certainly isn’t Big Sexy anymore in his mug shot.
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Going To Prison In America When You’re A 13 Year Old Wannabe Gangster Completely Sucks
I never, ever, ever want to go to prison.
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Here’s The List Of Songs The CIA Used To Torture Muslim Prisoners
Some fire jams on this list.
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Some Dude Punched A Hole Through An £8 Million Monet Painting And Got 5 Years In Prison
What did Monet ever do to him?
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Mark Wahlberg Wants A Pardon For That Time He Racially Assaulted A Man And Blinded Him
Mark Wahlberg was a vicious little bugger.
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Japanese Artist Arrested For Trying To Build A Kayak Out Of Her Vagina
I bet you’re thinking she must have a massive one, but it’s not what you think.
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Photographs From The Detroit Riots Of 1967
With the current controversy over Ferguson, we head back to 1967 to prove that things haven’t really changed over the last 50 years.
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12 GIFs That Show The Transformation Of A Drug Addict’s Face (It’s Not Pretty)
Meth – not even once.
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Crazy Lorry Driver Tries To Execute A U Turn On The M6
No prizes for guessing who wins the idiot of the week this time.
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Iranian Woman Sent To Jail For Watching A Volleyball Game
Cannot think of anything worse to go to jail for.
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War Machine Wrote A Spooky Halloween Poem About His Suicide Attempt
War Machine admits he’s losing the plot in prison.
