Barack Obama Admits There Are Aliens But He’s Not Allowed To Tell Us About Them
Damn.
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Grimes Has Explained What Her New Baby X Æ A-12’s Name Actually Means
The question on everyone’s lips.
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Pablo Escobar’s Brother Is Raising $50 Million To Impeach Donald Trump
Narcos season 35.
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Robot Is Gifted With Intelligence; Immediately Decides To Commit Suicide
‘I never asked for this life.’
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Study Finds That Just Looking At Your Phone Makes You Dumber
Turns out smartphones aren’t so smart.
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First Born Kids Are Officially Smarter Than Their Siblings
I always knew it.
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If You’re A Lazy, Messy Loner Who Stays Up Late And Swears A Lot You Probably Have A High IQ
I must be really clever.
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These Are The Absolute Dumbest Requests Made By McDonald’s Customers
The IQ of a McChicken Nugget.
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ISIS Are Now Using Homing Pigeons To Deliver Messages To Their Operatives
ISIS have officially gone low-tech.
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New Study Reveals That Redheads Are Actually Dumber Than Blondes
Science has spoken.
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The Guy Who Makes The Most Realistic Sex Dolls In The World Wants To Add AI To Make Them More Realistic
This is absolutely terrifying.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Brilliantly Answers Six-Year-Old’s Question About The Meaning Of Life
What’s the meaning of life? You’re about to find out.
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Here’s The Full Transcript Of Phone Conversation That Proves Russian Separatists Shot Down Malaysian Passenger Plane Yesterday
Reports that the Malaysian passenger plane was shot down by a group of Russian-backed Cossack militants are true.
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Apparently The ‘Quality’ Of A Man’s Sperm Is Dependent On His Intelligence
All you guys that failed your GCSEs have got shitty swimmers, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Are Bears Becoming More Self Aware?
This photo of a bear contemplating its life has been doing the rounds recently. Is the bear depressed? Is it just taking some time out to chill and take in some views?
