Classical Sculptures Dressed As Hipsters
What could be funnier than dressing up classical Greek statues in hipster attire and taking loads of photographs of them?
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Liverpool’s New Away Strip Could Be The Ugliest Football Strip Of All Time
There have been some absolute monstrosities in the past when it comes to football away strips but Liverpool’s 2013/14 might just be the worst of them all.
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6 Predictions For The Future Of Hipster Music Featuring Mitt Romney, John Cage And A Skrillex/Mongolian Throat Singing Mashup
The hipster music scene is a constant influx of fresh tunes that are made redundant the minute more than 5 people hear them. With that in mind, where does hipster music go from here? Sick Chirpse investigates.
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Jimmy Kimmel Made Up Fake Band Names And Asked Coachella Attendees If They Liked Them; All Of Them Pretend To Have Heard Of Them
This is probably fake but it’s still pretty funny because everyone hates it when hipsters bang on about bands nobody has ever heard of. Finally they’re getting their comeuppance.
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Butthurt Instragram Users Need To Get A Grip
I can’t believe the amount of anger and knee-jerk drama that Instagram’s monetization has caused. People are fvcking idiots.
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VICE Celebrate Their 10th Birthday With Awesome Party Lineup
It’s hard to believe Vice UK is only 10 years old because it seems like Shoreditch has been a haven for hipsters a lot longer than that. They’re throwing a pretty killer party with a killer lineup to celebrate though, and you would be pretty stupid to miss it when it’s free entry AND free drinks.
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New Super Slim Mobile Phone Seeks To Battle Visible Mobile Line
It’s pretty annoying when you’re wearing your tightest hipster trousers but you’ve got your mobile phone in them and it just makes a massive visible bulge in them? A bulge that you can’t even pretend is your dick because it’s so obviously a mobile phone. It sucks right? This is a massive first world problem…
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Hey Hipster, Why Are You Wearing A Bindi?
Hipsters making the bindi seem trivial. By wearing one. I’m sure they’ll appreciate the irony.
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Bill Murray Colouring Book
Have you ever wanted to colour in pictures of Bill Murray? You’re in luck.
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Nine Inch Nails Appear On Dance Party USA
This was filmed 22 years ago and is probably the equivalent of Cradle of Filth appearing on Top of The Pops or something.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Accidental Chinese Hipsters
What’s better than spotting a hipster looking dumb? Spotting a Chinese person accidentally looking like a hipster.
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BEASTIE BOY’S PAUL’S BOUTIQUE RECORD RELEASE PARTY
Beastie Boys threw a massive party in 1989 on a roof in Hollywood. It was hip.
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SHIT TALKERS
People talk shit.
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DALSTON SUPERSTARS
The Real World according to Dalston has finally arrived.
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BRAP OR CRAP: THE BIG CHILL
Hip place to hang out sure, but hip place for burgers?
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JIM CARREY SANG BULLET WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS TOO
It wasn’t just Creep in Jim Carrey’s set at the weekend, he also dropped the Smashing Pumpkin’s classic Bullet With Butterfly Wings.
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Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters
Pretty much what it says in the title. Including Jeff Goldblum!
