Top 8 Least Intimidating Military Outfits
Military outfits should be functional and/or terrifying. These are neither. Quite frankly they look ridiculous. Have a look for yourself…
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French Goat And Grindcore Enthusiast Biquette Has Died
Biquette, the ten year old ‘Punk Rock Goat’ died sometime last month in Muriac, France where she lived and partied.
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Untouched Paris Apartment Discovered After 70 Years, Includes $3.4 Million Painting
Ever dream of finding buried treasure? Or sneaking into someone’s house while they’re away? This is both of those dreams rolled into one!
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French Weather Girl Does Weather Forecast Naked After France Qualify For World Cup
It looked like a safe bet to make with France trailing 2-0 to Ukraine after their first leg World Cup playoff, but would Doria Tiller go through with reading the weather forecast naked after France made it to the World Cup?
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The Weirdest Porn Ever
Yeah, I wasn’t expecting to type ‘Weird Medieval Church Porn’ any more than you were expecting to read it. Here’s a slice of history at its weirdest.
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Drunk French Teenagers Kidnap Llama And Take Him On Subway
You haven’t really partied until you’ve kidnapped a llama and taken him on a train with you.
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French Model Really Wants Zlatan Ibrahimovic To Win FIFA’s Ballon d’Or (NSFW)
French model Virginie Caprice has kicked off a campaign for Zlatan Ibrahimovic to win FIFA’s 2013-14 Ballon d’Or. Check out the snaps she’s released in support and tell us – do you agree with her pick?
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The Average Female Face By Ethnicity
Experimental psychologists at the University of Glasgow have captured what they believe is the average woman’s face for each ethnic group.
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Thierry Henry’s Goal Celebration Starts Online Meme/Trend: Henrying
Thierry Henry’s recent nonchalant goal celebration for the New York Red Bulls has started a new online trend – Henrying.
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Eerie Photos Of French Ghost Town Abandoned Under Flight Path
When Charles de Gaulle airport opened in 1974, it directly led to one village near Paris becoming almost completely abandoned. Check out some pictures of what it looks like now.
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Karim Benzema Pays €8000 For Two Nights With Transsexual Belgian Hooker
If you’re a rich footballer, I guess you’ve gotta spend your money on something.
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What Does The Rest Of The World Think About America’s Plans To Bomb Syria?
Only France has offered to join the US in attacking Syria. How does the rest of the world feel about it?
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Most Ridiculous Football Picture Ever
The Belgium V France 0-0 draw on Wednesday won’t be remembered for the great football played in it, but it will be remembered for giving us the most ridiculous photograph in the history of football.
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Eric Cantona Pulls Off Tekkers Rugby Trick Shot
Eric Cantona tries his hand at rugby and pulls off epic trick shot – the man still has it.
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Francois Gissy Breaks Land Speed BIke Record By Riding A Rocket Powered Bike And Travelling At 163mph
One way to try and beat the world record for the top speed on a mountain bike is to attach a rocket to it and make it rocket powered. It worked.
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Why North Korea Hates America
We all know North Korea hates America and wants to blow it sky high. But how did they get to this point of national hatred?
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We Can Now Visit The Grand Canyon With Google Maps
Google Maps is one of the best inventions of the Internet and we can happily waste hours, even days on there. Now, Google have gone one better, and allowed us to visit the Grand Canyon.
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French Playstation Ad Features Woman With Four Breasts
If you’re facing really low sales of your new product, how do you turn it around? By using a woman with four breasts in your advertising campaign apparently.
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Sick Chirpse Euro 2012 Predictions – June 23rd
France V Spain is the first really great knockout game of the tournament, but who will be going home?
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Sick Chirpse Euro 2012 Predictions – June 19th
England V Ukraine – winner takes all. Who’s going home?
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Sick Chirpse Euro 2012 Predictions
First England game today, but how are they going to do?
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CRAZY CANTONA
Eric Cantona is mental. He’s also been seen on the new reportedly running for the French presidency.
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FRANCE’S NEW AWAY STRIP
Why does a national team’s football strip look like a rejected Topman design?
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FAUX SLATZ — AN IDIOT’S PARIS TRAVELOGUE
Meet Slatz, Sick Chirpse’s own idiot abroad. Here’s a story about how he gets locked in a crypt in Paris…..
