A Shop Was Caught Sticking Googly Eyes On Fish To Make Them Look Fresh
Poor.
That’s three times your recommended daily allowance.
Like we needed science to tell us that.
‘It really put me off my dinner.’
Designer nipples are here.
That’s tonight sorted then.
Nature can be so gross.
Never go up against a professional.
Making Planet Earth and Blue Planet has taken its toll.
As if this election couldn’t get any dumber.
His night took a seriously weird turn.
Not such a superfood now.
Quality, not quantity.
Not so healthy anymore.
These are completely bonkers.
We might as well just end our lives now.
It was hundreds of miles from its natural habitat.
Amazing that he even survived.
If I was desperate for love there’s no way I would end up in fucking Coventry.
‘Do not pull. DO NOT PULL!’