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Dream job.
‘Guys uh what exactly does third base feel like?’
It wasn’t very kosher.
Unnecessary luxury.
It dates back to his 15th birthday.
The lazy man’s option.
Combining love for your partner with love for pizza.
My heart goes out to her.
It was only a matter of time.
The perfect way to honour a fallen legend.
To be fair it’s pretty terrible.
Turns out he probably isn’t as cool as you originally thought.