Morrisons Are Launching The UK’s First Vegan Pork Pie
Veganism going too far?
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Tom Kerridge Says His £32.50 Fish And Chips Is Easily Justifiable Because The Potatoes Are Expensive
‘They’re very expensive potatoes.’
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You Can Now Buy A Fully Grown Tree In The Shape Of A Chair For £12,000
It takes between six and twelve years to grow your tree/chair.
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Dude Charged £55,000 For Just ONE PINT At A Manchester Hotel
And you think London’s expensive.
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A Former Alan Carr Lookalike Spent £20,000 On Cosmetic Procedures To Break Into TV
It didn’t work and he’s now broke.
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Aldi Is Selling A Gazebo With A Bar For Your BBQ This Summer
Another essential purchase.
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Lidl Are Selling An Actual Outdoor Pizza Oven For Just £99
Another must have garden accessory this summer.
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Whale Poop Is The Essential Ingredient In Perfume And One Of The Most Valuable Substances On The Planet
You’re literally dousing whale poop on yourself every day.
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The Wu Tang Clan Is Now Launching Its Own Vegan Lipstick Range
Cash rules everything around me.
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This Woman Stole £200,000 From Work Then Used It To Meet Ant And Dec
Great use of resources.
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You Can Now Get Paid To Eat Avocados All Day
Peak millennial.
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Watch These Strippers Teach You How They Should Be Treated
Time to learn.
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Here’s What The Living Ken Doll Looked Like Before Surgery
100% better than he does now.
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Wetherspoons Are Now Selling Halloumi Fries For Just £3
It was inevitable.
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If You’re A Student Then You Can Get Free Sausage Rolls At Greggs
How did I not know about this?
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Mother Renames Her Son After Tattooist Makes Spelling Error
Cheaper than getting the tattoo removed I guess.
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Drug Dealers Are Now Offering Cocaine Loyalty Cards To Keep Users Hooked
Loyalty cards are a staple of pretty much every big high street store these days as giving away something for free makes a lot of sense if you have to buy six or seven items beforehand to get your hands on it, but I never thought I would see drug dealers adopt the idea into…
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This Guy Has Spent £1120 On A Custom Mermaid Tail
Solid investment.
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The First Drop Test For The iPhone 8 Will Break Your Heart
Another fantastic innovation from Apple.
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This Guy Figured Out An Ingenious Way To Smuggle Alcohol Into A Music Festival
A+ smuggling tactic.
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London Pub Defends Decision To Charge £13.40 For A Pint For Beer
London prices, the joke that keeps getting unfunnier.
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It Looks Like Pizza Could Be The Nutritious Superfood Of The Future
Please be right.
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American Apparel Is Making A Comeback
There’s a slight hitch though.
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Aftershave Bathroom Attendants Are Now Accepting Tips Via Card Payment
Keeping up with the times.
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Here’s How To Get A Free Quarter Chicken From Nando’s
Not too shabby.
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