Dude Who’s Had Hiccups For Two Years Has Just Been Told That He’ll Never Be Cured
Hiccups are the worst, especially once you discover you’re going to have them 24/7 for the rest of your life.
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Health Department Confirm Semen Found In McDonald’s Mayonnaise
Over in Michigan apparently this actually happened.
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This Guy Just Went To The Most Extreme Lengths Ever So That He Could Miss Work
This guy worked harder at finding an excuse to miss work than he would have had to actually doing his day job.
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Meet The Woman With The World’s Biggest Butt: 7 Foot Wide
32-year-old Sarah Massey’s butt is so big that she has to walk sideways through doorways and wears size 10XL trousers.
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Meet The Girl Born Without A Vagina
A teenager has spoken of her total shock at being told at the age of 17 she has no vagina.
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C*nts Map Of London
This map of London tells you exactly where you fit in, and it’s pretty much exactly on the money.
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The Population Of Britain’s Most Poisonous Spider Is Growing
The false widow spider is the deadliest spider in the UK, and there are more of them now than ever before.
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L.A. Plastic Surgeon Sculpts “Dream Wife”, Asks Her To Marry Him
Having trouble finding a girl with the right measurements? Dr David Matlock’s solution was to make one for himself.
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Californian Doctor Diagnoses Gay Patient With ‘Chronic Homosexual Disease’
A Californian patient has been diagnosed with ‘Chronic Homosexual Disease’. Doctor defends actions by stating homosexual behaviour is classified as a disease.
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Doctor Diagnoses Back Pain Patient With ‘Ghetto Booty’
This woman was told that her back pain was a result of her ghetto booty – does she have a right to be annoyed?
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‘Dead’ Woman Wakes Up Just As Doctors Are About To Remove Her Organs
What’s the worst way to wake up? How about surrounded by doctors in surgical masks as they’re about to remove your organs?
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Russian Doctor Cuts Out His Own Appendix & Other Self-Surgeries
I’ve trapped my scrotum in my zip before and that was bad. But opening yourself up and taking out an organ is a whole other level. Leonid Rogozov I salute You.
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DOCTOR, DOCTOR- PART 1
On the open ocean, far from home, a storm approaches.
