Doctor Who Pleasured Himself And Got Semen On Patient’s Face Says It Was An ‘Accident’
It happens.
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Harold Shipman And His Wife Planned His Suicide Together So She Could Get £100k Payout
Who said romance is dead?
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Egyptian Policeman Shoots Colleague Dead Because His Facebook Posts Weren’t Funny
We’ve all thought about it.
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That Fake Gynaecologist Kid From Yesterday Held A Press Conference Protesting His Innocence
This kid is even more insane than we thought.
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Teenager Arrested For Pretending To Be A Gynaecologist And Practising Without A License
This kid wants to look at vaginas all day and nothing’s going to stop him.
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A Man Was Hospitalised After Sticking A Pencil Up His Own Butt Before Anal Sex
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first…
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Charlie Sheen’s Doctor Claims He Has The Cure To HIV And Has Already “Cured Countries” With It
Charlie Sheen’s doctor has been curing HIV for years with this antidote, apparently.
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Charlie Sheen’s HIV Doctor Has Injected Himself With Charlie Sheen’s Blood
Charlie Sheen’s doctor is even more insane than he is.
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Russian Doctor Kills Man With Single Punch After He Kicked A Nurse
You wouldn’t like him to tell you that you needed to be put to sleep for an operation.
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According To This Doctor, Donald Trump Would Be The Healthiest President In American History
The guy actually shared his doctor’s note online.
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New Zealand Rugby Legend Jonah Lomu Has Passed Away Aged 40
Sad news to wake up to.
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This Private Number Prank Pitting Two Angry Australians Against Each Other Is Just Perfect
I hate getting private number calls so I can sympathise with these guys.
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This Old Chinese Lady Has An Actual 5-Inch Horn Growing Out Of Her Head
It’s an extremely rare condition known as a cutaneous horn.
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Middle Aged Woman Gets Toy Dinosaur Removed From Her Vagina After Using It To Masturbate
Some parents just need to stay the hell away from their children’s toys.
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Watch This Woman Get A Large Worm Larvae Pulled Out Of Her Lips With Tweezers
If you’re about to eat your lunch maybe give this one a miss.
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A 110 Year Old Woman Has Revealed That The Key To Staying Alive Is To Get Drunk Every Day
She’s drunk three Miller High Lifes and a shot of whiskey every day for the past 70 years.
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Patient Secretly Records Doctors Laughing At His Penis During Operation, Wins £318,000 In Compensation
They really ripped him to shreds.
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‘Figure 1’ — The Instagram Account For Doctors – Is A Gruesome Yet Interesting Look Into Doctors’ Lives (NSFL)
You might want to make sure you’re on an empty stomach before clicking this.
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Jimmy Kimmel Reveals He’s Had Surgery On His Penis… Twice
This sounds absolutely brutal.
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Leonard Nimoy Has Just Been Hospitalised With Severe Chest Pains
He’s been in and out of hospitals multiple times in the last few months.
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Meet Some Of The Finalists For The First Ever Suicide Mission To Mars In 2024
This bunch are willing to die in the name of space exploration.
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This Guy Has 100 Orgasms Left Before His Penis Stops Working Altogether
You wouldn’t wish this on your worst enemy.
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Man Has Surgery After Girlfriend’s Strap On Gets Stuck Up His Butt; Video Of Surgery Emerges
The best bit about this video is when the doctor pulls it out and the whole room bursts out laughing.
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Woman Visits Doctors After Several Nose Bleeds; Doctors Extract 3 Inch Leech From Her Skull
“When I was in the shower, he would come right out as far as my bottom lip and I could see him sticking out the bottom of my nose.”
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Passenger Caught Jerking Off On Plane Forces Flight To Make Emergency Landing
Who the can’t go 6 hours without cracking one out?
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This Dad Refuses To Walk His Daughter Down The Aisle, For The Best Reason
If this doesn’t hit you right in the feels then your heart is made of ice.
