Florida Teen Assaults Granddad Because He Didn’t Give Her Her ‘Fair Share Of Tomatoes’
Did the tomatoes contain meth?
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Celine Dion Is Begging Drake Not To Get Her Face Tattooed On His Body
‘Please Drake, don’t do it.’
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Horny Couple Kicked Out Of Nando’s After Being Caught Shagging In The Toilet
No macho peas for you two.
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Tesco Have Launched Battered Vegan Brussel Sprouts For Christmas
There’s absolutely no denying that the worst part of a Christmas meal is definitely the sprouts, so let’s give Tesco a massive cheer for switching that around and possibly turning them into the best part with their battered vegan brussel sprouts. Images VIA OK so they’re no pigs in blankets, but you know that these…
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First Dates Contestant Admits How She Was Catfished By Her Best Friends
With friends like these….
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A Crazy German Man Has Opened Up A Sausage Themed Hotel
Get me booked in.
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Mother Calls Police After Domino’s Left Her Broke When They Cancelled £37 Order
There’s nothing worse than being completely broke, but being broke because the pizza shop took your money and didn’t deliver your pizza, leaving you unable to feed your starving family is probably up there with at the top of it. Featured Image VIA This is exactly the situation that a woman only identified as Clair…
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Aldi’s Foot Long Pigs In Blankets Are Finally On Sale This Week
You probably remember a month or so ago we told you that Aldi’s foot long pigs in blankets were going to be available in the run up to Christmas, but I’m sure that many of you thought that they were just a myth as they’ve taken so long to appeal in your local Aldi store….
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You Can Now Order A Roast Dinner Online From Toby Carvery
Ever ince the advent of Deliveroo, the nation has become obsessed with ordering food from their favourite restaurants online to enjoy in the comfort of their own homes, but for some reason some of the more popular chains out there have been reluctant to embrace what is essentially a new way of life. Featured Image…
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Phil Mitchell Buying Fish And Chips On His Moped Is The Best Thing Ever
He’s just like you and me.
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The Japanese PM’s Wife Pretended Not To Speak English To Avoid Talking To Trump
Hats off to this woman.
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This Death Row Inmate’s Last Meal Will Actually Make You Jealous
Going out in style.
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Woman Launches Foul Mouthed tinder Rant At ‘Ginger Midget’ When He Cancels Their Date
The tables have turned.
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Man Breaks Into House To Fry Chicken And Drink Vodka
As good a reason as any.
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Man Beats The Crap Out Of His Mum With A Pork Chop Because She Wouldn’t Give Him A Ciggie
When the nicotine craving takes over.
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Love Avocados? Then This Restaurant Is For You
Surprised this hasn’t happened sooner.
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This Russian Kingpin Had An Absolutely Insane Reaction To The ‘Stop A Douchebag’ Campaign
The kids were calling him out for being double parked.
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This Video Of A Sushi Fish Still Flapping Is Fucking Gross
At least make sure your food is dead first.
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9 Times JME Tweeted Pics Of His Lunch That Almost Turned Us Vegan (But Not Quite)
Certified delicious.
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London Is Getting Its First Naked Restaurant
The waiting list is already at 5000.
