10 Disturbing Sex Toys That Will Shake You To Your Very Core
NSFW, NSFL, not safe for anyone, anywhere.
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The Sick Chirpse Christmas Present Guide (NSFW)
Here’s what we recommend you buy your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
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You Can Now Buy A Vibrator Shaped Like Your Partner’s Head
Whole new meaning to ‘giving head’.
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Man Has Surgery After Girlfriend’s Strap On Gets Stuck Up His Butt; Video Of Surgery Emerges
The best bit about this video is when the doctor pulls it out and the whole room bursts out laughing.
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Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit
That’s a zinger of a headline isn’t it?
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29 Inappropriate Children’s Toys That Probably Should Never Have Been Created
Why would anyone ever think any of these toys were a good idea?
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VIDEO: Unclaimed Dildo Going Around Baggage Claim
There are some things in this world that are just universally funny, and this dildo is one of them.
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Completely Awkward Wedding Photos From Eastern Europe
Eastern Europe is completely messed up at the best of times, but you would think they might reign it in for their weddings. You would be completely and utterly wrong.
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Teen Mum Farrah Abraham Has Mould Of Her Private Parts Made For Sex Toy
Teen mum-turned-blue movie star Farrah Abraham has had her private parts moulded for a new line of sex toys out in January.
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Kid Discovers His Mom’s Gigantic Dildo, Goes Wild With It
This straddles the line between adorable and disturbing and it’s a very fine line.
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Avengers Themed Sex Toys
Fans of Marvel and/or masturbation can now pleasure themselves using these Avengers-themed sex toys.
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The New Gambling Craze: Vibrating Dildo Racing
A new gambling craze has hit the tables and it’s penetratingly good. Vibrating dildo racing will open you up to a (w)hole new world of gambling.
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Flying Dildo Invades Russian Space Conference
If there’s one thing you probably don’t want to interrupt your press conference, it’s probably a flying dildo.
