This Sex Shop Armed Robbery Ended In The Most Ridiculous Way Possible (VIDEO)
How predictable.
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This Is What Happens When A Girl Likes Her Vibrator More Than Her Boyfriend
The vibrator stood no chance.
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Sadiq Khan Declares ‘London Is Open For Business’ With Giant Statue Of Black Dildo In Trafalgar Square
It’s meant to signify that London is open for business.
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There’s A Manhunt On For This Woman Who Got Caught Shagging A Toy Dinosaur
Save it for the bedroom love.
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A Woman Woke Up To Find A Burglar Licking Her Butt In The Dark
You’re always going to get caught if you do that dude.
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You Can Now Buy An Eggplant Emoji Vibrator
This is the world we live in.
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Stag Do Prank Stag By Hiding Massive Dildo In His Flight Luggage
Off to a good start.
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There’s Now A Dildo Drone Sex Toy
Welcome to the future.
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Here’s A Short Documentary About The Guys Who Work In The Fleshlight Industry
Just a day in the life.
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Memory Foam Mattress Reveals Woman’s Massive Dildo Collection
A memory foam never forgets.
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Watch This Politician Get Smacked In The Kisser By A Big Pink Dildo
Because he’s ‘raping the country’ apparently.
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Redditors List The Most Awkward Conversations They’ve Ever Had With Their Parents
We’ve all been there.
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Customer Gives Amazon Bad Feedback; Finds A 10 Inch Dildo In His Shopping Basket
Amazon are savage for this one.
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This Phone Case Will Turn Your Smartphone Into A Vibrating Sex Toy
Secret Santa sorted.
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Danny Dyer Reveals A Shocking Sexual Experience He Witnessed When He Was Just Ten Years Old
This is really messed up.
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Girls In Bikinis Blindfolded And Tricked Into Fighting With Dildos Is An A+ Internet Video
This sounds like a dumb idea in theory but it was actually pretty funny.
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You Can Now Buy A Motorhead Dildo Collection
Of course you can buy a Motorhead dildo collection.
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The Ashley Madison CEO Was Working On A Completely Weird 100 Page Screenplay About Dildos, Jews And How Awesome Ashley Madison Is
This is the equivalent of Threat Level Midnight from The American Office.
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These Sex Shop Stories From People Who Work At Ann Summers Are Absolutely Disgusting
What’s it like working at Ann Summers? Pretty fucking disgusting actually.
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Middle Aged Woman Gets Toy Dinosaur Removed From Her Vagina After Using It To Masturbate
Some parents just need to stay the hell away from their children’s toys.
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Watch A 5000 Person Dildo War Break Out In New York City (NSFW)
Absolute carnage in New York City over the weekend.
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You Can Now Mourn Your Loved Ones By Putting Their Ashes In A Dildo
Why scatter your ashes to the wind, when they could be used to penetrate your loved ones’ orifices?
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Here’s A Picture Of An 18th Century Dildo Found In An Ancient Toilet
This is how they used to do it back then.
