Fresher Student Texts Boss Saying He Can’t Make First Shift Because He’s ‘Having A Threesome’
Solid excuse.
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The New UKIP Logo Is Suspiciously Similar To The Premier League Lion Logo
Gary Lineker is not happy.
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The First Drop Test For The iPhone 8 Will Break Your Heart
Another fantastic innovation from Apple.
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Hermit Crab Wears Horrifying Doll’s Head Due To Lack Of Affordable Housing
It’s like a scene from Toy Story.
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Drunk Naked OAPs Trash Luxury Hotel In All Night Rampage
You’re never too old.
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Liam Gallagher Finally Reveals What Triggered His Feud With Brother Noel
It dates back to his 15th birthday.
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Someone’s Invented A Kit Kat/Cake Hybrid Bar And It Looks Incredible
Have a break, have a Kit Kat cake.
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Conor McGregor Claims He’s Not Racist Because ‘He’s Black From The Waist Down’ (VIDEO)
The hype reaches new levels.
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A 7 Meter Tall Giant Head Of Kanye West Is Coming To Bestival This Year
It’s 7 metres tall.
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Piers Morgan Just Got Absolutely Decimated On Live TV
Just watch his face drop as he feels the burn.
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Watch This Comedian Somehow Cruise Through His Stand Up Set Whilst Tripping Balls
How to handle a trip.
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PornHub Compare Data From 2007 To 2017 To Show Us How Depraved We Have Become
It’s only taken ten years for this to happen.
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Even The Church Of Satan Is Distancing Itself From Donald Trump
The most polarising man of all time.
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Watch These Teens Get Willingly Pepper Sprayed In The Face At High School
This is what classes in 2017 look like.
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The Deep Fried Nutella Burger Blows The Deep Fried Mars Bar Out Of The Water
The filthiest food porn.
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Woman Launches Foul Mouthed tinder Rant At ‘Ginger Midget’ When He Cancels Their Date
The tables have turned.
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You Can Now Get A ‘Donald Trump Buttplug’
The perfect gift.
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Airport Honours Cristiano Ronaldo With The World’s Most Horrifying Statue
Someone’s getting fired for this.
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Green Day Just Made The Most Incredible Tribute To Chuck Berry
Johnny B Goode.
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This Guy Changed His Tinder Profile Pic To A Male Model And Guess What Happened?
He can say literally whatever he wants and still get their digits.
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