Colombian Footballer Gets His Dick Out In Wall Whilst Defending Free Kick
The audacity.
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Lewis Capaldi Won’t Be Joining OnlyFans Because His Dick Is Too Small
Fair enough really.
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Bear Grylls Accidentally Exposes His Penis During Bizarre Instagram Live Stream
Bear Grylls is pretty well known for being a survival expert or whatever – didn’t it turn out that he ended up staying in hotels a lot of the time when he was supposed to be in the wild? – but it looks like he might have gone too far with his latest video. Featured…
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Legendary Party Rock God Andrew W.K. Has Announced A New Album
Long live the party.
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A Small Penis Emoji Is Going To Be Released Before The End Of The Year
Can see this one really taking off.
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Peter Dinklage From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Used To Be In A Punk Band
We all had to start somewhere.
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These Spicy Pickle Flavoured Condoms Make Absolutely No Sense
No one asked for this.
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The Shocking Truth Behind The Nationally Televised Phenomenon Of Cock Fighting In The Philippines
Over in the Philippines, people flock to arenas to witness the ‘sport’.
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Man Gets Brutally Trolled After Texting Wrong Number About His ‘Tiny Penis’
It backfires in his face.
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Robbie Williams Just Admitted That He Used To Be Gay
Putting the rumours to bed.
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Grayson Perry Sums Up What The Internet Is All About With This Golden Cat Dick
Not a cat’s dick, a cat dick.
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Supermassive Black Hole Discovered 44 Million Lightyears Away, And It Looks Like A Giant Penis
I know you’re all completely overwhelmed by the shocking and groundbreaking news recently, fiscal cliffs and all, so let’s lighten the mood with two old favourites rolled into one – space discoveries and dick jokes.
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Video: Art Attack – How To Draw A Cock
Neil Buchanan guides you in the delicate art form of cock illustration.
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COCKS FOR CAMERON: CENSUS QUESTION 17
The next Jedi movement
