VIDEO: Our Robocop Remake Is Completely Crazy
50 directors/nerds were so infuriated by the Robocop remake they got together and remade it themselves scene by scene. Cue insanity.
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The Internet Will Ruin Your Life #1: Netflix
.if it hasn’t already! Find out just one of many ways that the internet will ruin your life on Sick Chirpse.
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VIDEO: Watch Fight Club’s First Fight Without Brad Pitt
These scenes make Edward Norton’s character look more nuts than ever.
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VIDEO: Louis CK Reveals The End Of The Ice Fishing Story From American Hustle
Everyone I know who’s seen American Hustle just wants to know the end to the goddamn ice fishing story – find it out here.
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Supercut Of The Best Movie Trailers Of 2013
Every year The Sleepy Skunk makes a supercut of the best movie trailers of the year and it’s usually pretty phenomenal. This year is no exception.
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Green Street 3 – Saviour Of The British Film Industry
Green Street 3: Never Back Down has been released and looks as shit as the two Green Street films that preceded it.
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How Old Are Your Boobs?
Recent scientific research has revealed that boob tissue ages at a faster rate than any other tissue in the body.
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Affleck Versus Bale: 5 Reasons Why Bale Is The Better Batman
With the internet still reeling at Ben Affleck being cast as The Dark Knight, we take a look at why his interpetation of Batman will never ever be as good as Christian Bale’s.
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Grown Ups 2: Sandler And Company Molest Our Memories
A review of Adam Sandler’s latest cinematic offering. Beware, scatological humour aplenty.
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Birth To Death As Told By Cinema
A 3 minute cinematic blast of life from birth to death told in over 150 movies – this could be the best YouTube video you see this month.
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Hollywood Whitewashing: Top Ten Racebenders
Why do Hollywood cast whiteys to play non-Caucasian roles? It don’t make no mother fuck sense. Here’s a list of the ten worst whitewashes in Hollywood history. The Last Of The Racebenders.
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Oldboy Trailer is Released. Is The Remake Gonna Hammer The Original?
Finally the trailer is out for the Spike Lee Oldboy remake. Is it going to hammer the original or is it gonna be as useless as a chewed up squid?
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Cloud Atlas Receives UK Release, Finally – Go See It
It’s sci-fi, it’s fantasy, it’s period drama, it’s romance, it’s action, it’s gritty espionage, it’s comedy, it’s cinema.
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Oscars 2013 – How To Not Sound Like A Dick When You Talk About Them
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer: In LEGO
The Dark Knight Rises and LEGO were two of my favourite things from last year so why the hell haven’t I seen this yet huh?
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Why An All Night Wes Anderson Movie Marathon Is A Bad Idea
Cosying up in an old cinema with your mates watching thirteen back-to-back hours of Wes Anderson magic seemed like a good idea at the time, but ended up feeling like the worst lock in ever.
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SEEING A 3D MOVIE? USE PROTECTION
A woman has claimed that she became pregnant after seeing a 3D movie.
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AUTUMN PREVIEW: SOME FILMS TO TIDE YOU OVER UNTIL CHRISTMAS
With the big budget blockbusters on hold until Santa brings them along, here’s a selection of the lesser hyped pictures to be released over the next couple of months.
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FOO FIGHTERS MOVIE TO BE SHOWN AT CINEMAS FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!!
Foo Fighters documentary gets unprecedented screening schedule
