Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 25 Roundup
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
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Eden Hazard Sent Off For Booting Director Of Swansea’s Son In The Ribs During Match
Last night Eden Hazard was sent off for kicking the a Swansea ball boy during a match. It turns out the ball boy was the Director of Swansea’s son and he now had 80K Twitter followers.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
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The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
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Villa Got Spanked 8-0 – Here’s Some Of The Best (And Worst) Reaction
Being a Birmingham fan, I got the best Christmas present ever yesterday when Villa got spanked 8-0 by Chelsea. It turns out I wasn’t the only person who absolutely loved it though. Check out some of the best (and worst) reaction here.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
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Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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The Roman Abramovich Guide To Being Chelsea Manager
Since Chelsea formed in 2004 under Roman’s empire they have had 8 managers come and go. Here is what we would imagine Roman Abramovich’s proposal to the next manager would be.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.
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The A To Z Of Fernando Torres
Find out things you didn’t know about Fernando Torres in this detailed A to Z guide. All of which is probably true.
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Leon Knight Commentates On YouTube Clips Of His Goals
Seems like Leon Knight’s favourite hobby is to do loads of coke and commentate on videos of him scoring goals.
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Man Cuts Out Intestines, Throws Them At Cops
Can this week get even more fucked? I doubt it, with so far a face getting chewed off, organs getting eaten, and now some guy throwing his intestines at cops.
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Woman Gets Bored Of Football, Picks Nose Instead
Woman gets so bored of Champion’s League Final she decides to pick her nose instead. Either that, or she couldn’t look at Franck Ribery anymore.
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Gary Neville Has An Orgasm As Fernando Torres Scores Against Barcelona
Gary Neville blows it as Fernando Torres scores against Barcelona – Everyone probably heard this earlier but why not relive it? It was that funny.
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Compliments For Every Premier League Team
Ever feel like your team doesn’t get enough compliments? Worry no more friend. You’re going to want to read this…
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Footballers’ Part Time Jobs
Rooney banging grannies, martin keown selling tea bags and Bacary Sagna selling fake Gucci handbags…the part-time jobs of the full-time douche bags.
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STEVE’S ARMCHAIR REVIEW – BIRMINGHAM VS CHELSEA
What did Steve think of Chelsea’s first game since Chelsea sacked yet another manager?
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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PREVIEW – ARSENAL VS MILAN
Arsenal’s Champions League hopes hang in the balance tonight, how will they fare?
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PLAY AGAINST SICK CHIRPSE IN THE FA CUP
Join our Bodugi.com league to try and beat Sick Chirpse’s FA Cup predictions and win a cash prize
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MANCHESTER CITY’S CHRISTMAS PARTY
Where’s Wally? At Manchester City’s Christmas party.
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THE MISS OF THE MILLENNIUM
Fernando Torres’ miss on Sunday is already being called the miss of the millennium. But was it actually? We check out a couple more…..
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WINDOW OF INOPPORTUNITY – WHY THE TRANSFER WINDOW SUCKS
Drew Larabee discusses why he hates the January sales
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LIVERPOOL FAN WHO CHANGED HIS NAME TO FERNANDO TORRES IS LEFT STUNNED
Another day, another story about some idiot who changed his name to something ridiculous
